Knee Shatter

A joke that is subjectivly viewed as horribly unfunny.

"Never share that joke again, it was a real knee Shatter."

by BudgeFilm February 21, 2020

boal shattered

dumbass nigga jackson dropped a boal during among us

person 1: brb, boal shattered
person 2: really nigga

by chink monkey November 3, 2020

Shatterated

When an item shatters progressively across its surface, rather than all at once

The window shatterated from one corner across to the other as if in slow motion

by anonymous May 11, 2024

xyratonic shatter

a shatter from a multidimensional bomb bigger than the universe

guy 1: I am going to blow up all life and the universe with the xyratonic breaker
guy 2: thats going to cause a xyratonic shatter

by iamgoingtokillofftheuniverse23 April 27, 2021

Epoch shattering

Revolutionary or ground-breaking, turning the world on its arse and forcing paradigms to be shifted in response.

Bacon salt is epoch shattering, the world may never be the same.

by DaivRawks September 9, 2011

Shattered web

When the crusty nut in your pants chips off and breaks to thousands of pieces

OMG, I forgot to nut outside my pants and now they've crusted up and there's shattered web everywhere

by Cloutos November 26, 2019

Shattering the porcelain throne

Pooping so hard you shatter your toilet
Used in a joking manner

I just spent an hour shattering the porcelain throne 😭 or I just shattered my porcelain throne

by theduchess22 February 1, 2025