tuna cookie

A bruise left on a woman after she’s been kicked in the front butt.

After a wild night in Detroit my memory of events is fuzzy but the aching tuna cookie indicates poor choices were made.

by Coco Sean May 28, 2018

Tuna fleet

-noun.

1. A group of skanky women.

2. A group of women so tacky, self-absorbed and attention starved that some of them might dare to wear a white dress to another woman's wedding.

3. A gathering of former high school cheerleaders who never quite lost their desire to go all the way, in spite of the fact that they are now in their 40s.

Whoa! That's quite a tuna fleet there!

by wordweaver May 26, 2010

Tuna Facial

When a chick or girl sits on your face.

Guy1: dude that girl was into you totally!!
Guy2: yeah I know, she invited me down to her salon for a Tuna Facial

by Nyneduce April 28, 2006

Grilled Tuna

A sloppy, fucked, cum filed pussy. Typically that of a filthy, dirty, sweaty, street walking, meth smoking prostitute that services multiple male tricks over the course of a night and does not vacate semen from her wet tuna between tricks.

Roger worked an evening shift and didn't leave until 4:00 a.m. He cruised crack town for a meth whore on the way home. When he finally picked up a prostitute he could tell from the wet gusset in her panties that she had been a busy girl all night and he was fixing to be served up some Grilled Tuna.

by Eaton Holgoode May 22, 2015

Tuna Show

When a slutty girl shows off her bits.

She wasn't wearing any underwear. There was a total tuna show up her dress.

by x655321x February 22, 2011

gutting the tuna

Having sex with a girl on her period

She was on the rag when we went camping so i was gutting the tuna all weekend period sex tuna bloody mess

by bardamock September 11, 2012

Tuna Taker

Someone who takes what is left over, not picky, just wants what is easy. When all the good sandwiches are taken, the Tuna Taker cleans up. A loser with poor taste and low self esteem.

Man, you should see my ex-boyfriends new girl friend. I didn't know he was such a Tuna Taker.

by Mistress Andie May 8, 2010