iranian

a really really ridiculously good looking and smart person. =D

I can't think of an example, and I have to use the word iranian in here. so yeah. iranian.

by miiiiiiiitra February 5, 2008

I Ran

1: A hit song by 80s new wave rockers A Flock of Seagulls 2: What Urban Dictionary employees do when they see a hot chick.

I am so queer that I Ran when the attractive female wanted to have sex with me said the gay man that works for urban dictionary. He also said that he is one of many gay men that work for urban dictionary. He said you have to be a fag or a girl to work for urban dictionary.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

iranian gay men

According to the Iranian president Ahmadinejad these "sort" of men (his words) don't exist in Iran.

Iranian gay men don't exist according to this guy. Rofl?

by ^^^^^^^1 April 11, 2009

Going Iranian

To conduct peaceful protest against perceived injustice.

They were going Iranian on his ass when he tried to close down the schools.

by Ali Agha Joon Joon July 29, 2009

small Iranian

a small Iranian is a small Iranian girl she could fall off a step and die she does not follow the law and takes drugs she is normally abit of a crack'ed she is like this because she is always trying to escape her height and can only do so when out of it

Guy 1: did you see that small Iranian i heard she has stopped growing

Guy 2: ohh ross the Iranian ? ye she has stopped growing its fucking funny

by j-mannn July 12, 2011

Go Iranian

When a group of people take action against all odds.

- Man the neighbor's car alarm kept up the whole street all night.
- You should have complained.
- Yeah but he is a black belt and could kick my ass.
- Then the whole neighborhood should go Iranian on him.

by houjan July 27, 2009

Iranian Spider Web

The act of taking one's ballskin, stretching it to its maximum diameter and suffocating a human being with it.

Tim: Hey Ryan, how was your day.

Ryan: Shut the fuck up you chodebucket.

Tim: Ryan, what are you doing with your balls? No, no, not the iranian spider web! NOOO! NOOOOOOOO!

RIP

by Joseph Tittlitch January 31, 2009