Iowa City

Where middle-upper class Northern Illinois suburb kids vacation for nine months out of the year.

Mike: Yo bro, how about that Iowa City, huh?
Chad: Dude, more like Iowa SHITTY! amirite!? Let's fuck this town UP!

by wheresalt November 29, 2011

iowa girls

These tend to be enormous cows with great big hineys. They start to blimp out shortly after they reach puberty. They tend to grow up on pig farms and take french showers regularly.

"What is the difference between iowa girls and a basketball? If you absolutely have to, you can eat a basketball."

"What is the difference between an iowa girl and a catfish? One has whiskers and smells like a fish. The other one IS a fish."

by running out of patience April 12, 2008

Iowa Icepack

The act of putting a small icepack up the girl's butt, and then fucking her in the ass. the ice pack keeps the male's dick chilled

Last night was so wild, things got pretty heated, so we decided to finish the night with an Iowa Icepack

by ThatDirtyChick October 15, 2012

iowa bed and breakfast

A place where you stay, that after being drugged you wake up to find your things have been stolen and you may have been raped.

Man, my friend's house that I stayed at the other night turned out to be a real Iowa Bed and Breakfast.

by Mrs. JD May 23, 2016

Iowa Nasty

When a cob of corn is buttered for lubrication and inserted into a female's asshole.

I gave Courtney the old Iowa Nasty last night. She likes a corny surprise.

by Albertus Magnus February 29, 2016

Iowa cock kiss

A perfectly good blowjob gone awry when someone decides to “try something new this time” by sticking an ear of corn up your ass.

Everything was going as smooth as usual last night, until someone got the bright idea to completely change everything. A real Iowa cock kiss...

by LeroyCrabwalk February 3, 2020

Iowa State

Engineering, architecture, agriculture, and veternary school in Ames, Iowa. Home of the Cyclones. Beautiful campus filled with attractive women and an over abundance of men. Attracts people that want a good education that enables them to be successful after college. Home of VEISHA, a yearly party in the late spring.

Officially named: Iowa State University of Science and Technology. Not to be confused with the State University of Iowa in Iowa City, a liberal arts academy with a law school and medical school tacked on for good measure.

"You went to Iowa State?"

"Yes."

"What branch of engineering are you?"

"I'm animal science, actually."

"Oh yes, I've heard about that."

by mumford_malone December 15, 2011