Ion hoes

Yo there gonna be any hot chicks at this party?
Yeah just them ion hoes
by Yoyohoneysingh94327 May 11, 2022
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negative ion

Bullshit that companies use in their product descriptions to attract karens and anti-vaxxers into being fooled and buying them.
Company: Behold! Our new negative ion anti 5G quantum energy wrist-band!

A: How do people believe this? Atleast the money is off to a person with a brain.
B: This product is 100% true and believable! Anything to protect myself from the 5G waves!
by Poopoo Consumer May 01, 2023
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ioN Flys

A Legendary Call of Duty Trickshotter in the CoD Team “ioN
Holy shit, ioN Flys just hit a reload nac, adelia, titty nac across the map!
by Meightrix November 21, 2020
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ion finna ye ye

I AINT GONNA YEYE

what you say when you aint gonna do something and you scream ye ye at the end becuase you're just a savage
teacher: do your homework
nigga 1: ION FINNA YE YE

Female nigga 1: HES SO FUCKING HOT
by Dicksmegee54634 April 25, 2018
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Ion

An acronym used in social media posts that stand for “I Obviously Never,” used to substitute the words “I don’t”
“Ion usually post pics but I had to show of this ootd.”
Translates to = “I obviously never usually post pics but I had to show off this outfit of the day.”
by PixieGirl12 February 24, 2018
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ion

A message board or instant message substitute for "I don't" or "I won't". Essentially the person writing or speaking is declaring a negative intention within the following sentence. It's a lazy contraction that leaves out consonants. First seen on the tagged.com site in 2020. Has absolutely nothing to do with atomic particles or electrical charges.
by Douchbag Steve February 13, 2021
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Ion

by Famous Khloe December 31, 2020
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