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pseudo-intellectual

A person who uses "big words" to impress people, insists on being politically-correct all the time, constantly bitches about "the system", and thinks they're gods among men because they're atheist.
"Billy is such a pseudo-intellectual; he thinks he has to take American Government I this year because the school board's trying to brainwash him."
by Rei August 23, 2003
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midnight intellectual

Anyone who makes sure that you know the date changes at 12am.
you: This has been one crazy friday.

Midnight Intellectual: It's actually Saturday!!!
by Estehbahn July 3, 2006
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intellectual pimp

A girl with one or more wordintellectual whore/words.
Yeah, Becky is hot, but she's a major intellectual pimp.
by anon October 22, 2003
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Intellectual Badass

Someone who is so smart i.e. a nerd, that they could single handedly save all dumb peple from a chat life.

Because let's face it, Where would the world be without nerds? Nowhere, that's where. Without nerds, we'd still be lighting our rooms with candles, having leeches stuck to us to cure disease, and taking dumps out of our windows. Sure, we may be unfit for female consumption(and vice versa), we may spend hours arguing if Star Wars is better than Star Trek, and we may have the social skills of a chimpanzee, but it's high time that nerds were recognized as the true intellectual badasses they are!
Nerd : I have an IQ of 145

Jock : You are an Intellectual Badass!!!!
by Intellectual_badass_007 December 15, 2009
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Intellectual Clone

A person who only repeats what they've heard, making it sound like their own opinion. A person who does not do their own research, and who remains unwilling to get up off their ass and do more than just talk and speculate. Synonym: Poser
People who dis Michael Moore
People who dis the True Left
by Torey June 30, 2004
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intellectual

A grown-up nerd.

(It must be noted that--typically--the burgeoning intellectual may/will suffer his/her nadir of social popularity between the age(s) of 12-21. However, after pubescence, everybody realizes how very interesting they (i.e. the intellectuals) are b/c they (i.e. the intellectuals) chose to stay inside, cultivating a personality, while the rest of the general population was drunkenly scrambling to remove their clothes.)
Being an intellectual, Tim M. Fenton used "The Dark Knight Returns" as the basis for his thesis on the influence of genre fiction in 1980's American literature.
by The Mad Stork March 1, 2010
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Intellectual Badass

The proper term for a 'nerd'; someone with a high IQ and a broad vocabulary; nowadays commonly accompanied by a kickass body plus a pair of glasses.
Tommy: "Hey, have you seen Vea today?"
Etic: "That intellectual badass is around here someplace."
by Xenon-Vixen December 16, 2010
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