Jungle Spunkies

When you mix your cum and sea monkeys, then throw the mix into the pubes of a partner. This results in an ecosystem of jungle spunkies being created.

"Man my jungle spunkies are really swinging today"

by The_juceman February 27, 2018

Happy Jungle

Happy jungle takes the term "happy trail" to a whole new level. Someone who has a happy jungle has a large amount of hair leading from their pubic area up to their navel. There is an abundance of hair rather than a simple trail.

Alexa- I just love sexy guys with a little happy trail ;)

Adam- Damn...I have a happy jungle...do I still meet the requirements? ;)

Alexa- Sorry bro, I'm not into that much hair!

by Cheerio147 September 19, 2011

Jungle Nuts

A way to describe an individual who is thought to have untamed pubic hair and/or rather rank testicles.

Damn, that boy ain't shit. He probably has jungle nuts.

by Teethsharts February 18, 2022

Jungle Fuck

To have sex with your partner on the bathroom counter, in the shower, on the floor, on the table, from behind while on the couch, on the kitchen counter, pressed up against the refrigerator...all in the space of 90 minutes, as if your environment where a jungle and it was your mission as a sex-crazed tarzan/jane to explore every orifice of it before your parents come home.

Bob: You and Becky finally hookup?
Chris: Yah, we jungle fucked for hours.
Bob: Damage assessment?
Chris: Broke a mirror in the bathroom, jacked up her shower doors and both ended up with rug burns on our backs and knees.
Bob: So totally worth it then?
Chris: Duh.

by b0xxx September 28, 2008

Jungle Patching

The act of defacing someone's lawn. (Typically by driving over it with a car)

You can still see the tire marks through Tom's yard from when we went jungle patching a few nights ago.

by Muffy Julian June 22, 2010

Jungle Booty

A large rear-end that is hard to miss. Sometimes dressed in leopard print or even cheetah print.

Damn, check out Daisy's Jungle Booty! She's working it!

by Thunder5az March 10, 2010

Jungle Worms

scuzzy little parasites that set up camp in your guts. Symptoms for jungle worms are dry mouth, chills, moaning, groaning, and excessive vomiting. First used in iCarly.

Oh my god! I gave Harry Styles jungle worms!

by GreenBite7 April 28, 2019