Kinder-egging

A sexual term, referring to a threefold experience. The first part of the experience is the consumption of sedatives or 'downers', such as ketamine, the second part is the recieving of sexual gratification via the partners (or 'eggers') hand stimulation, the third part is the 'surprise' (hence the name), usually something along the lines of throwing the reciever off of a bridge or footpath, into a river or canal just as their sexual climax is experienced.

-He kinder-egged her good on Martin's bridge, right into the water and she was pissed!
-She gave me a right kinder-egging the other night!

by thealmightybasstardo May 2, 2011

Kinder Surprise

When you push your fart too hard, and you get a little something extra.

"I went for a good fart but it ended up a kinder surprise"

by jermayyandstanlelele April 20, 2024

Kinder-ninth

When ninth graders act like kindergarteners,

Mr. G: why do you freshman act so immature, Imma call you Kinder-ninth

by Kinder-ninth: The Chronicles April 24, 2013

Kinder Chocolate Surprise

When your dog leaves you a surprise on the floor.... (shit).

"Man, why does my room stink so bad?"
"Maybe your dog left you a Kinder Chocolate Surprise somewhere?"

by pseudocivvy August 4, 2022

Kinder

The German chocolate brand that is superior to any american chocolate brand.

Ugh all these other chocolate's are so bad, kinder is so much better.

by coolkid991 December 4, 2023

Kinder egg

When you hook up with a trap/shemale and suddenly find out too late

You can you enjoy the chocolate, but don’t forget the surprise on the inside

Person1: Did you hear John got a kinder egg in bed yesterday?
Person2: srsly? I couldn’t see it was a trap! I wouldn’t mind either!

by Kurogo May 25, 2020

aiden kinder

A cool dude who gets the girls but is a bigot and cannot be trusted as he gets carried away with himself

You've lost my trust Aiden Kinder.

by The name definer.com June 8, 2017