person. Russian leader famous for his diminutive stature, broad puckish sense of humour, and his misguided desire to restore the glories of yesterday to his country. The practical jokes he has played on Europe, often involving complex troop movements, false accusations of Nazification, and massive death counts, are considered by some to be legendary, although, admittedly, you really had to be there, trembling under his maniacal gaze in the Kremlin war office, to truly appreciate his wit.
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I hear Vlad the Imp (Pays L'hier) will visit Paris in the spring. He plans to see the sights, destroy the sights, then crap in Napoleon’s alabaster sarcophagus.
What a joker!
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What a joker!
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by gnostic3 March 6, 2022
Get the Vlad the Imp (Pays L'hier) mug.impossible beef — A fight between two vegans is called an “impossible beef”; it named after the vegan meat product that looks and tastes like “real beef” (to people not familiar with the taste of a good cut of beef, that is.)
The problem arises in the age of political correctness and cancel culture when it is considered a micro-aggression to say that two vegans; or, two vegetarians are “beefing’” when they are involved in an argument. Since vegetarians and vegans were offended by the terms “beef” “beefin’”, beefing, or it’s variants, it begged the question:
What is it called when two vegans argue?
Thank SCIENCE for both the COVID-19 vaccine and the answer to this cultural riddle. When non-meat eaters are fighting it’s called IMPOSSIBLE BEEFING.
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The problem arises in the age of political correctness and cancel culture when it is considered a micro-aggression to say that two vegans; or, two vegetarians are “beefing’” when they are involved in an argument. Since vegetarians and vegans were offended by the terms “beef” “beefin’”, beefing, or it’s variants, it begged the question:
What is it called when two vegans argue?
Thank SCIENCE for both the COVID-19 vaccine and the answer to this cultural riddle. When non-meat eaters are fighting it’s called IMPOSSIBLE BEEFING.
Moo.
Yoga class was a drag today. Two of the cutest women in my class were having an impossible beef; and, I couldn’t ask either of them out for herb tea and Goji Berries. BUMMER!!!!!! It’s hard being a S.N.A.G. (sensitive new age guy).
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When the police take qualified immunity MANY steps to far in the oppression and murder of black citizens.
Derek Chavin is the embodiment of actions made under the racist oppressive ethos of qualified impunity.
by mshaler June 23, 2020
Get the qualified impunity mug.A feeling of impatience caused by a strong desire to be with the person that you truly love.
It's a stage of deeply longing for something that you want when you know you must first wait.
It's a stage of deeply longing for something that you want when you know you must first wait.
Stuart wanted to be with Susie so badly, his implipping drove him to turn his life upside down just so that he could with her.
by Sharkey & Bubbles February 11, 2022
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Word meaning "of utmost importance". It is a mix of the words IMPortant, vERy, and muCH.
Word meaning "of utmost importance". It is a mix of the words IMPortant, vERy, and muCH.
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noun
ˈɪmpasy'
Origin: The origin of the word dates back to 2015, when an individual named Taital coined the word from witnessing a huge car accident in a motorsport event.
1.
The action of one object coming forcibly into contact with another.
"Holy shit! HUGE IMPACY!"
synonyms: collision, crash, smash, clash, bump, bang, knock, jolt, thump, whack, thwack, slam, smack; contact
"car parts were spread by the impacy over a wide region"
2.
A marked effect or influence.
"our regional measures have had significant impacy on unemployment"
synonyms: effect, influence, impression, footprint; More
noun
ˈɪmpasy'
Origin: The origin of the word dates back to 2015, when an individual named Taital coined the word from witnessing a huge car accident in a motorsport event.
1.
The action of one object coming forcibly into contact with another.
"Holy shit! HUGE IMPACY!"
synonyms: collision, crash, smash, clash, bump, bang, knock, jolt, thump, whack, thwack, slam, smack; contact
"car parts were spread by the impacy over a wide region"
2.
A marked effect or influence.
"our regional measures have had significant impacy on unemployment"
synonyms: effect, influence, impression, footprint; More
"Holy shit! HUGE IMPACY!"
"car parts were spread by the impacy over a wide region"
"our regional measures have had significant impacy on unemployment"
"car parts were spread by the impacy over a wide region"
"our regional measures have had significant impacy on unemployment"
by rotamasta7 June 30, 2015
Get the impacy mug.When you start a sentence and don't even know where it's going. You just find it along the way, an improv conversation. Improversation.
Sometimes I start talking and I don't know where it's going and I just find it along the way, an improversation.
by uvogin December 16, 2021
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