Clock Immortality Theory

The widely accepted yet not 100% proven theory in which it is impossible to kill a clock.

You cannot kill Strawberry Clock, I cite the Clock Immortality Theory!

by Mason Clock August 01, 2003

Immortal Dragon

An ugly girl (dragon) who is so utterly unattractive that she is actually "unslayable"

Dude I was trying to just get laid last night but the only girl who wasnt already with a guy was an Immortal Dragon

by maniacmixklutz May 01, 2011

Immortal fish

DAm stupid parrot fish that wont die even with bleach in the water

dam immortal fish, they wont die even tho i put bleach in the water

by supple sides of bacon October 16, 2009

immortals fenyx rising

A game made by the corporations at Ubisoft to satisfy the human mind after playing a beautiful game like botw. This has the same ideas and is also on the switch but because it looks like a Zelda game people will flock to it.

Guy One: Hey what you playing?
Guy Two: Just some immortals Fenyx rising, why?
Guy One: Why would you play that, ditch that game and go on Zelda
Guy Two: No! Try the game RIGHT NOW.
Guy One: Ugh, fine.

later
Guy one: "this is literally just botw"

by reubeno March 11, 2021

Manga Shonen the immortal cartoon character

Manga shonen is the most powerful hero to protect the earth...MORE POWERFUL THAN HERCULES......apparently he used to be a normal human like all of us, but one day he became a cartoon...its mostly unknown exactly how he became a cartoon character but eventually we will find out. Did I mention he’s only 13 years old? Yeah bet you didn’t see that coming. He also breaks the 4th wall...no wonder he wears that Deadpool suit...THATS ALL FOLKS!!!!!

Manga shonen the immortal cartoon character: being immortal sucks
Person: are you sure?
Manga shonen the immortal cartoon character: yes

by Psycho cartoon March 25, 2021

immortal monkey

There is a monkey that has a necklace that makes him immortal and if you try to touch him, or the necklace, you will instantly die. The necklace originates from the Aztecs. If you see them, run, and alert local authorities.

Holy shit its the immortal monkey!

by Necklace Hunter December 13, 2021

Crazy day + Frantic Experience + New Video = Immortality

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Crazy day + Frantic Experience + New Video = Immortality

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025