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a baby penguin stuck on an iceberg

When your teacher tries to fit in with the rest of the Gen-Z generation but then look here and find out they said @$?#! in front of the whole class!
Student: "a baby penguin stuck on an iceberg"

Teacher: (says same thing) then looks it up *in shock*
by anonymous April 9, 2023
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Colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg

Really, really, REALLY freakin' cold. Only barely above absolute zero. This shit is death.
"Yeesh, have you been outside since that blizzard started?"
"Eh?"
"It's colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg!"
"Dayum!"
by Jon B-C January 26, 2014
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muddy iceberg

The act of placing a block of ice too big to flush just before someone has to defecate in it.
Suddenly stricken with a case of food poisoning, Rebecca was shocked to see a block of ice too big to flush in the only available toilet. She had no choice but to leave a muddy iceberg.
by Rtrchc April 22, 2018
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Iceberg

The sex position to try after watching "Titanic". In tepid water (just warm enough to keep an erection), a male partner submerges himself, leaving only the tip of his penis out of the water. The female partner lowers herself down onto the iceberg, breaking herself on that cold, hard cock.
I was preparing for free diving, so instead of doggy style, I decided to hold my breath and give her the iceberg.
by Azucarpapi April 26, 2016
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Iceberg Sim

A far too cute zillenial girl with disarming angelic grace, ready stash of Cellular Deconstructed Cannabinoid Gummies, pocket book genius vibe, tight schedules, and weird notions of Yogi Pooh Taboo-boo Love. Iceberg Sim does for the zill what Iceberg Slim did for the pimp, Simone de Bolivar for the cigar, and Joseph Fry for the chocolate bar: she’ll articulate your thoughts and feelings like never before.
I can meet you at eight, but first I gotta connect with Iceberg Sim in the alley at six for a fix of visual insubordination.
by Mr. Wu December 15, 2024
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tipping the iceberg

When fucking a girl in the ass, it's when your cock pierces a piece of shit deep in her rectum, leaving a bit of shit on the tip of your cock after you pull out.
I was fucking Jen so hard and deep in her ass last night that I got carried away and ended up tipping the iceberg. It was pretty nasty.
by DKDestroyer October 18, 2008
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tropical iceberg

Refer to the tropical icicle... That but with a pineapple
Guy #1: I finally scored with Tiffany last night!

Guy #2: Nice bro!
Guy #1: Yea, but I think she might just be really slutty, when I went down on her she was super wide...Tasted good though...
Guy #2: Dude, she must have tried the tropical iceberg man! Stay away from that shit, she's probably crazy.
by Mike Honcho 47 June 14, 2017
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