Ian

A White ass ginger person who steals souls to keep himself alive as gingers dont have souls. These stolen souls show up as freckles.

That guy just took her soul, what an Ian

by Retorted guy October 24, 2019

Ian

To write an email, especially taking the time to edit, correct and perfect then not/forgetting to press send.

Coined by a Canadian Ian who is easily distracted and often does this.

Doh! I pulled an Ian. I must have been distracted buy some glitter and wandered off.

by CanadianGeekSedition December 18, 2019

Ian

Ian is Shit

Bro gimme 10 minutes I gotta chuck an Ian

by Dntfknwrry June 7, 2021

Ian

A truly fucked up individual who is probably trying to find something good about him on Urban Dictionary, only to never find it

Brian: Yo dude, what are you doing?

Ian: Looking for a confidence booster, so I'm on Urban Dictionary looking for crap about a different Ian to make me feel good.

Brian: Makes sense.

by FuckYouUp9*74 March 7, 2017

Ian

A person that has friends but has never been to a party and will be a virgin forever

Ian is strange

by Humble harambe November 23, 2019

Ian

World record holder for the smallest penis.

We feel bad for ian.

by 999999999939383737373$2 September 22, 2019

Ian

ians has a long schlonger dong and is a cool guy that has a deepass voice and he gets all the bitches

me: yo my bootyhole hurts
rhamses: yo sameee
me: ian fucked you too?!?!?
rhamses: ofc man how you know?
me: cuz ian is the only one to make my booty hurt🤤

by natalie poon January 26, 2021