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Monster problems require monster solutions

A "quote" on Call Of Duty Mobile for a six-shooter that is the J358 and it has a skin that's called Abomination which is a monster on Zombies Mode, originated from the phrase "Modern problems require modern solutions" from Chappelle
When you unlock the J358 with 100 shards it will have this description saying Monster problems require monster solutions which is funny, Good Job Tencent
by HNGHNGHNG January 30, 2020
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CBS Visionary - Cheap Bastard Solution

Paklinian advisors that have self –indulged titles such as “Visionary” and “Expert” that suggest technology solutions because they are cheap to gullible businesses.
“Marshall left a lethargic legacy as a CBS Visionary - Cheap Bastard Solutions in his last position as CTO”
by Ms. Cunning Runt July 19, 2011
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Obama Spill Darkening Solution

Obama's re- election depends on him looking darker, that way he can be more appealing to the African American community and get their vote in 2012. President Obama recentley took a vacation to Panama City for a swim and to prove the water is clean.
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Obama: " Man, I need to look more black ,so all the niggas can vote fo me!"

Kanye West: " Try the Obama Spill Darkening Solution my nigga, all it takes is a swim in the Gulf of Mexico and the black oil will turn you're skin darker, watch out fo them gay fish tho!"
The Obama Spill Darkening Solution works by adding oil spill water in your skin, waiting 5 to 10 minutes and the last part envolves getting a tan for another 10 minutes.

another interesting fact: The obama darkening solution helped white people scam the Alaskan government during the exxon valdez oil spill by turning them dark like the inuit people so they could get a compensation check for their polluted beaches.
by topmountain August 17, 2010
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The most common, if not the only message you will see when linking to Microsoft's "solution pages" after using the error reportingfeature

Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.
Me: Oh cool! I can just link to Microsoft's solution page! How convenient....

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....
by Lig Na Baste January 16, 2008
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EJ DA SOLUTION

Former 17 year old Rapper From Miami Florida
EJ DA SOLUTION I DROPPED A NEW ALBUM CALLED ALTERNATE UNIVERSE
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Hex solution

Hex solution is a solution of Propylhexedrine HCl, Propylhexedrine Carbonate, Propylhexedrine Citrate, Propylhexedrine Sulfate, or Propylhexedrine Acetate. For Propylhexedrine HCl, 0.2ml to 0.5ml 30% HCl acid (Muriatic acid) is used per Benzedrex cotton and 20ml water (5ml water + 0.5ml HCl to soak the cotton, 15ml to further clean the cotton. Wear gloves). For Propylhexedrine Acetate, 5ml of 5% Distilled White Vinegar is used per cotton + 15ml water (tap water works, but distilled is ideal). With Vinegar, no gloves necessary but still recommended. Clean with corn oil or Charcoal Lighter Fluid 10ml doing the shake and clean. Dilute it in 200ml to 400ml of water or juice or soda and then drink it.
Tony: I drank 300ml of 218mg Propylhexedrine HCl and clean the house. That was an awesome Hex solution.
by GreenHexagon October 10, 2024
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