Instant Rice

A Quickie involving at least one Asian.

LING : what did you and your girlfriend do last night ping?
PING: we made some instant rice

by mcpoovis November 7, 2006

instant puberty

dick going from limp and dinky to collasal (8+ inches) in under 10 seconds

I took one look at his dick and was about to leave, and then -instant puberty- I came running back.

by Clare..and of course..eric too. May 14, 2004

Instant Noodles

The act of giving oral sex while inside a bathroom stall in between classes.

Dude i just got instant noodles from this bitch yesterday

by johng233 January 6, 2013

Instant crush

Basically love at first sight.

"Since the first day we met, I had an instant crush on him."

by JaneSierra December 1, 2018

Instant Org

It is when a person has a fast orgasim.

When a lady or man gets off real fast.

by Donz December 13, 2004

instant piss

Powdered piss.

I brought a bag of instant piss to school

by THE REAL MAYO MAN August 5, 2021

Instant Misspells

someone in their teenage years who texts, IMs or talks with an annoyingly large amount of excess lettering.

-Brittany: "Duuuuuuuudaaa! Did you guys have fuuuunnn???"
Mike: "Uh, yeah."

-omg youu rr neverr gonnna believveee whaat happened too meeee at jessssicass houseee!!!

-Mike: Brittany's been sending me Instant Misspells all day. It's starting to freak me out.
Brian: Weeeeeiiirrrrdddd...

by Mister Mostofolies December 27, 2008