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a baby penguin stuck on an iceberg

When your teacher tries to fit in with the rest of the Gen-Z generation but then look here and find out they said @$?#! in front of the whole class!
Student: "a baby penguin stuck on an iceberg"

Teacher: (says same thing) then looks it up *in shock*
by anonymous April 9, 2023
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Colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg

Really, really, REALLY freakin' cold. Only barely above absolute zero. This shit is death.
"Yeesh, have you been outside since that blizzard started?"
"Eh?"
"It's colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg!"
"Dayum!"
by Jon B-C January 26, 2014
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Iceberg

The act of taking a massive shit and having it break the top of the water line in the toilet.
May I be excused, I really have to shit it's going to be an iceberg.
by TheOldCollegeTry April 23, 2016
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Iceberg Sim

A too cute zillenial girl with an angelic face, ready stash of Cellular Deconstructed Cannabinoid Gummies, tight schedules, and weird notions of Yogi Pooh Taboo-boo Love. Iceberg Sim does for the zill what Iceberg Slim did for the pimp, Simone de Bolivar for the cigar, and Joseph Fry for the chocolate bar: she’ll articulate your thoughts and feelings like never before.
I can meet you at eight, but first I gotta connect with Iceberg Sim in the alley at six for a fix of visual insubordination.
by Mr. Wu December 15, 2024
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Dropping An Iceberg

When you take a monstrosity of a shit to where a small portion is protruding out of the water.
Guy 1:"Dude you alright? You were in the bathroom for like 30 mins."
Guy 2:"Yeah I'm alright, I was Dropping An Iceberg."
Guy 1:"The fuck did you just say?"
by WashableTaco December 26, 2020
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Iceberg

An iceberg A term in online dating describing the tactic where women post only chest-up photos to appear more attractive than they are. While they might look like a solid 6 from the chest up, the hidden reality below often reveals a pear-shaped catastrophe of cellulite and disappointment. This phenomenon is named after icebergs, where the majority of the mass—and in this case, the unpleasant surprise—lies unseen below the surface.
"I matched with someone online, but when we met in person, she turned out to be a total Iceberg—her profile photos only showed her from the chest up, and the reality was not what I expected."

"Be careful when swiping right; you might encounter an Iceberg, where the profile pics only show the tip of the situation."

"My friend warned me about the Iceberg effect in online dating—people can look entirely different when you see the full picture."

"It's frustrating when someone pulls an Iceberg; it's like they're hiding half of the story."
by allakazah__ July 29, 2024
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Icebergging

When a person send only pictures of their face, only to reveal on a first date that there is a lot more beneath that
Hey man how did your date go? Well she seemed pretty cute until I showed up to the date, and realized she was icebergging me
by Darkman142 December 15, 2020
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