hypocrites

a person who says one thing and then turns around and does the opposite.
hypocrites:
-John Kerry
-the popular kids at my skewl
-celebrities

hypocrites 2 person: dont go to fox woods cuz gamblin is evil!
hypocrite at fox woods: wooohoo baby gimme the money!!!!*pulls on slot machines*

ex 2:
white person: yo wat up my nigga?!
black person: dont u fuckin say that again 2 me bitich!

later on....

black person 2 white person: heyy wat^ my cracker!?

by jennylovesean April 27, 2006

Hypocrite

A person who posts about #nospoilers or #dontspoilendgame and immediately posts spoilers or memes with spoilers after watching the movie.

Hey Rob, did you see steve’s Facebook? He’s posting spoilers about Endgame after he posted about not spoiling the movie for those who haven’t seen it yet. What a hypocrite!

by firstavenger May 3, 2019

Hypocrite

Someone who tries to tell somebody else they're uptight, then tries to tell them that they're nasty when they talk about shot uptight people don't talk about. A bullshit person.

The hypocrite told the guy one minute he was uptight, and the next minute told him he was too nasty and gross (and ill). She was as nasty as anybody, and thought all her kettles were too black.

by Solid Mantis August 7, 2019

hypocrite

a person who says or tells you not to do something but does it themselves

“taylor is such a hypocrite. she told me to shut up and kept on talking!”

by _hannah December 31, 2017

Hypocrite

An individual who complains or calls others out on something despite doing the same thing, often to a larger degree

u/Yscbiszcuyd is such a hypocrite

by Alma_matter June 4, 2019

Hypocrite

A person who tells off someone for doing something, only to do that same thing

A hypocrite is a person who tells you off and does what you did , and does it just to make themselves look better

by Chikenwingporkfriedrice May 26, 2018

Hypocrite

A person that complains about an action, or verb, that the person does, too.

Person A: Stop spamming!
Person B: Calm down, damn hypocrite. You spam, too, so, you're even.

by xSlxshii April 12, 2017