1. A sick, retarded, and idiotic species whose degree of intelligence makes life and reality worse off than it could be.
2. Something racists just can't realize.
3. The root of all problems.
2. Something racists just can't realize.
3. The root of all problems.
1. Martian: Dude, the humans just started another war over a puddle of water.
Other Martian: Really? Last week it was a tree, they are really embarrassing themselves.
Martians: Yeah, but still, they make nice fireworks.
2. If I think on it long enough, I'll feel like shit knowing what our reality looks like...
Other Martian: Really? Last week it was a tree, they are really embarrassing themselves.
Martians: Yeah, but still, they make nice fireworks.
2. If I think on it long enough, I'll feel like shit knowing what our reality looks like...
by idonthavaname August 2, 2006
Get the humanmug. Although one of the weaker creatures, they managed to survive by using their intelligence instead of their strenght... most wild creatures.. even an pig can take on an human easily but humans have outsmarted other creatures and conquered the world..
by Alessio October 20, 2003
Get the humanmug. A useless covering of bones, flesh, and hormone producing organs that surround the most complex object in the universe.
All humans could be good if they didn't let their hormone originated emotions create war, fanatical patriotism, crime, neo-feminists, and soccer riots.
by George September 14, 2003
Get the humanmug. "i tried to help the children but they tore my arm off!!!!"
"the opposite of humanize is dehumanize"
"wtf mate?!?! cant u see i have no bloody arm??"
"i can see that but urban dictionary said we have to have the word in the example"
"the opposite of humanize is dehumanize"
"wtf mate?!?! cant u see i have no bloody arm??"
"i can see that but urban dictionary said we have to have the word in the example"
by jeny October 24, 2007
Get the humanizemug. sentient bipedal hommonid, descended of primordial primates.
Varying in class and type - no two humans are alike.
To avoid confusion simply ask "Are you a human?". Any kind of response other than to look strangely at you before running away will denote Human.
Varying in class and type - no two humans are alike.
To avoid confusion simply ask "Are you a human?". Any kind of response other than to look strangely at you before running away will denote Human.
by HeWhoDarez October 2, 2005
Get the humanmug. The only animal species that likes to believe that giant people in robes created them and that they must worship them. They then start "Wars" over which of these giant people in robes are the best. They are very hostile and will attack or hump anything that moves. Just like all mammals, the human has mamory glands a.k.a: tits. The difference is, humans are obsessed with these tits and some are even obsessed with the tits of other animals. We call these people "Biologists".
Cow: Here comes that dumb human whos gonna feel my tits again.
Monkey in a zoo: Hey! That human is picking its nose!
Human Female: I have tits!
Human Males: *drool* Woah!
Fat Human Male: Me too!
Human Males: *drool* Woah!
Monkey in a zoo: Hey! That human is picking its nose!
Human Female: I have tits!
Human Males: *drool* Woah!
Fat Human Male: Me too!
Human Males: *drool* Woah!
by Choo-Choo McGrew August 18, 2006
Get the Humanmug. Humans are merely incarcerated creatures living unappreciative, mundane lives, and taking for granted the meaning of humanity.
by Iamawesomedog June 24, 2017
Get the Humanitymug.