Damn! I was going to ride Charlotte until she dropped her drawers and her damn howler monkey ass jumped out of her jeans and damn near bit my weenie off!!
by Howler Monkey Lover October 27, 2008
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An extremely rare species only found in the catacombs of Trinity Episcopal. His strangely archaic hair style and overly protrusive lips make him an extraordinarily unique organism. The facial expressions shown in morning meeting (especially the creature's yawns) create quite an entertaining show for any eager viewer. He is often seen making strange lip and cheek movements, however, do not be alarmed, this is just the repositioning of the cranberries and nuts in his cheeks. The frequent nervous eyebrow twitches and nostril flarings are simply his method of attracting mates. The female howler monkey (also known as "The Monkey" at TES) is extremely attracted to the manipulative movements howler monkey so perfectly exemplifies. He can be seen crawling throughout the hallways or taking a morning drink out of a rain puddle in the courtyard, however, one would be lucky to even touch the specimen.
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"Howler Monkey, Howler Monkey!- storin cranberries and nuts in his cheeks, he aint gonna eat 'em for several weeks!"
"Ohhhh Howler Monkey- crawlin up trees with his feet, his climbin skills cant be beat!"
"Yeah yeah Howler Monkey- partin his hair down the middle, it doesnt look good not even a little!"
"Hey hey Howler Monkey- carryin around books, he aint dumb, takin advantage of that opposable thumb!"
"Wooo wooo Howwwwwwlaaaa Monkey!!!!"
"Howler Monkey, Howler Monkey!- storin cranberries and nuts in his cheeks, he aint gonna eat 'em for several weeks!"
"Ohhhh Howler Monkey- crawlin up trees with his feet, his climbin skills cant be beat!"
"Yeah yeah Howler Monkey- partin his hair down the middle, it doesnt look good not even a little!"
"Hey hey Howler Monkey- carryin around books, he aint dumb, takin advantage of that opposable thumb!"
"Wooo wooo Howwwwwwlaaaa Monkey!!!!"
by Michael Donnely October 19, 2004
Get the howler monkey mug.Commonly confused with a large square-shaped lump of basalt. This is, however, incorrect and it is simply something that resembles a human, with a non-square-shaped head. There is also great debate over the sexuality and even gender of the Howlett.
hey rachel, check out that Howlett, its HUGE! lets go hit it.. or cover it in highlighter fluid.
hmm.. do you think it would fit up a dyson?
hmm.. do you think it would fit up a dyson?
by matt r lfc December 13, 2007
Get the Howlett mug.A person who uses all capital letters during any interaction on social networking sites (such as Facebook and Craigslist). This is often accompanied by poor grammar and unnecessary punctuation*.
Howler Monkey may or may not be intending to express displeasure, screaming, or incoherent rage during communication.
*Not to be confused with someone who alternates between capital and lower case letters evenly throughout the sentence (eXaMpLe), who is just an asshole.
Howler Monkey may or may not be intending to express displeasure, screaming, or incoherent rage during communication.
*Not to be confused with someone who alternates between capital and lower case letters evenly throughout the sentence (eXaMpLe), who is just an asshole.
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Get the howlett mug.A term that originated in Hawaii that refers to light skinned foreigners who sunbathed far too long. H.R. can be characterized by a deep red burn on the epidermis that usually lasts for days and sometimes weeks.
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