Since I'm required to wear clothes at the airport, I guess I'm just going to have to rock a hot pocket.
by Trip Zebra April 24, 2010
Melissa: Why would a guy want to jack off instead of having sex with his significant other?
Mike: It's not that guys would prefer to jack off. Think of it this way: Some times, you just don't have a lot of time, but ya got needs, right? You'd prefer to sit down to a nice full meal, but when you have 20 minutes to shower, eat, and get to work, you can throw back a Hot Pocket in 2 or 3 minutes. It's not the ideal meal, but it's the most convenient when you're too rushed or lazy for a full meal.
Mike: It's not that guys would prefer to jack off. Think of it this way: Some times, you just don't have a lot of time, but ya got needs, right? You'd prefer to sit down to a nice full meal, but when you have 20 minutes to shower, eat, and get to work, you can throw back a Hot Pocket in 2 or 3 minutes. It's not the ideal meal, but it's the most convenient when you're too rushed or lazy for a full meal.
by Fuzzy Mike March 18, 2006
A term used amongst skate boarders or the "extreme" sportman, meaning the burning and often painful sensation when jumping or falling and landing on your heels. It usually tends to hurt in your lower back and heels.
by Matthew Wu August 23, 2006
The act of leaving a big warm dump in the sleeper sofa that your so called "friend" has fell asleep in....and then folding him/her up in it!
by The 13th Shrew August 10, 2009
by hotpocketman April 10, 2008
Man, look at that tight piece of ass over there! He's such a hot pocket. I want to put him on my dick and spin him around.
by meangay September 22, 2010
The act of shitting in a tanning bed and letting it bake for 15-20 minutes, or until the edges are golden brown.
by DixieCupDrinker December 08, 2010