trigger happy

An adjective used to describe a person who just can't wait to shoot every motherfucker in the area.

I got the M-16 and I really feel trigger happy today.

by AYB March 13, 2003

happy fun ball

Yes, Happy Fun Ball, the toy sensation that's sweeping the nation. Only $14.95 at particpating stores!

Get one Today!

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.

Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.

Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:

-Itching
-Vertigo
-Dizziness
-Tingling in extremities
-Loss of balance or coordination
-Slurred speech
-Temporary blindness
-Profuse sweating
-Heart palpitations

If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...

Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.

"Accept no substitutes!!"

by devilzukin December 3, 2003

happy toilet

a toilet so full of joy that it's smiling from ear to ear with mirth and laughter!

boy, Ned sure has a happy toilet. I just love shitting at his house!

by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003

Goofy happy

Someone who is reaaaaaaaaaaally happy

- Did you like it?
- Yes I love it.

- Yup, I now I saw that look at your face, goofy happy.

by missmary December 29, 2009

happy kitty dance

Similar to a 'kitty dance' but resulting in a happy ending.

The stripper put on a crotchless cat costume and gave Mr Fox a happy kitty dance.

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by Jud Der May 6, 2010

happy merchant

A meme that displays a man with a long crooked nose, long beard wearing a Kippah and rubbing his hands together.

Normally you call someone a happy merchant when they are enjoying the fact that they are making lots of money or when they are being stingy thus acting like a stereotypical Jew.

John: Hey Bob, did you take my dollar that was laying on the table?
Bob: No, I didn't
John: Bob, don't lie I saw you take it
Bob: Fine, I took it but I'm keeping it
John: You happy merchant!

by CptMeep January 6, 2016

winter happy hour effect

When you leave happy hour, thinking you are in good shape, but the combination of drinking, and exposure to the cold air outside creates a sudden, intense urge to pee.

I left happy hour last night and it's only two blocks to my house but I got hit with the winter happy hour effect.
Did you make it home in time ?
Eventually got there, but I think the sidewalk in front of Andy's Market is going to be icy this morning.

by J Scotts January 15, 2009