Hock

Bring your ass here now

I told tim to hock in the house now. Hock means bring your behind here.

by Ted357 December 21, 2021

Hock

1. Bother, annoy, or pester. (Verb)
2. Gossip or "tea" (noun or verb)
3. News, goings-on, happenings.

1. "Don't hock me a tchainik." "Is he serious? No he was just hocking."
2./3. What's the hock?

by KodemHachet May 2, 2023

Hocking River dwarfgasim

When a little midget lady shoves a Hocking River carp so far up her poopysnatch that it swims out of her twat causing an explosive Hocking River dwarfgasim.

Me: hey Teresa eeestomp why are you quivering so hard, it's 75⁰ outside?
Teresa: that carp gave me a Hocking River dwarfgasim. At least I smell better now.

by Recycle champ January 24, 2025

Getting Hocked

When Hock E. Tan buys a company and systematically destroys everything that made it great

VMware is really getting Hocked since the acquisition

by uncle_pat January 10, 2024

Horse Hocking

When you are riding a horse while straight jorking it

Yeah nigga I was horse hocking on my granddaddy ranch. His horse had me acting up.

by Bob lachtose December 2, 2024

The Hock

A perilous endurance challenge in which participants are airdropped onto a frozen lake within a boreal forest of the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge in early March. Individuals may bring any equipment they can carry, excluding firearms, maps, and communication devices, rescue beacons also prohibited. The objective is for participants to survive and navigate back to civilization or die trying.

He did the Hock to prove to himself that he had what it takes to be worthy of self-love.

by dangerridge November 4, 2023

Hocked His Sticks

When you obtained a UCC loan on the household goods in your dwelling to use the cash as down payment on a vehilce purchase. In reference to a caveman taking out a loan and his one possession - his stick.

"Ole George went to the Sol's Quickee Loans and "hocked his sticks" to come up with enough of a down payment for his new truck."

by 00NKB July 5, 2024