Hockey
The biggest waste of time. It's extremely boring to watch and people fight for the stupidest reasons
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A sport not as difficult or as cool as figure skating. Players of this sport generally smell like cat piss because they refuse to wear deodorant or to wash their equipment.
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Hockey
A sport overly obsesed by canadians where 2 teams hit a urinal tablet to a net and then fight sloppily on a slipperry surface. (not as good as it sounds it's ALL MEN)
P.S I'm Canadian
P.S I'm Canadian
Hockey by Pauly Jenkins October 4, 2011
hockey
the best sport ever, and is best played by girls. yet sadly, it is becoming a victim of the times; with the coming of gear combo packs, and meatheads who cant take a punch. the new "hockey" is even said to be put second to american football by some CANADIANS! its just sad. but we will fight on, we will rid the sport of the adulterating wusses who say they can play (sydney crosby), and we will prevail over the ever present need for sleek and new, and go back to playing on ponds and lakes.
Hockey
A "sport" for fags who would be roller blading if it was warmer. Mostly played by Russians and Canadians.
Hockey
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Huge guys or girls with helmets and flashy shirts hitting a flat circular object with a stick while they chase it around a frozen basketball arena. With team names named after terrorists (ex. hitler) , animals, fruit, veggies and elements.
Point of game: proceed towards goal (Look for over dressed guy standing in front of metal pillars with a fish net in the middle) with flat black object in front of you whilst you near the goal lift up stick and with flat bottom hit the flat black object straight ahead or else flat object will not succeed in getting inside the net. Make sure you have your skates on (Shoes with very sharp metal bottoms that glide on ice because back then when they worse only boots allot of stupid people were injured)
Huge guys or girls with helmets and flashy shirts hitting a flat circular object with a stick while they chase it around a frozen basketball arena. With team names named after terrorists (ex. hitler) , animals, fruit, veggies and elements.
Point of game: proceed towards goal (Look for over dressed guy standing in front of metal pillars with a fish net in the middle) with flat black object in front of you whilst you near the goal lift up stick and with flat bottom hit the flat black object straight ahead or else flat object will not succeed in getting inside the net. Make sure you have your skates on (Shoes with very sharp metal bottoms that glide on ice because back then when they worse only boots allot of stupid people were injured)
Hockey by Willow's reporter November 6, 2011