Pussy Hermit

A man who tries to fit his entire body inside a pussy and hide there for the rest of his life

Yo, I heard Noah is a pussy hermit

by Lightningmcqueef February 10, 2019

Flag

Get the Pussy Hermitmug.

hermit tech

Modern technology (more specifically home computers and smart devices, audio/video chatting services, messaging services, and remote desktop apps) that allows someone to work in almost complete isolation - mostly in one's own home.

Well I guess I've been preparing for a quarantine for awhile now. With all of my hermit tech, I haven't set foot in an office for YEARS! My coworkers know I'm an email or phone call away, they just don't know exactly where I'm at - and they probably don't need to.

by Steve J March 14, 2020

Flag

Get the hermit techmug.

Hermit hoe

A hoe who uses men the way a hermit crab uses a shell. When she grows out of one, she's on to the next.

Stacey has been through 27 boyfriends in the last five months. Stacey is a hermit hoe.

by Turtletot February 6, 2018

Flag

Get the Hermit hoemug.

Hermit-Crabbing

Hermit-crabbing the pre-stage to prairie dogging.

"Dude I was showering this morning and my hermit-crabbing almost went full prairie dogging."

by CornBlake September 18, 2017

Flag

Get the Hermit-Crabbingmug.

Desk Hermit

Someone who in a public place, usually a school, sits on the side of the desk and absolutely refuses to leave even if forced. Usually male.

Oh great there's a desk hermit on the side of my desk again. Taking my god damn space. I've got no elbow room anymore... arrggghhhh. GOD DAMN YOU DESK HERMIT!

by HappyDays2126 November 25, 2010

Flag