Turtle heading

Refraining from such act as "pooing" when your turd comes out a little and then goes back in!

Right now im Turtle heading.

Dam i need the crapper, i'm turtle heading!

by Shady Figure October 5, 2011

red army heading south

period

"best keep out of her way, the red army are heading south!"

by Dr Baz October 7, 2003

Headies

The dankest dankity dank danks that ever did DANK.

Headies had to let him go. Now headies has a job making headies. I don't think he'll ever eat bread again, let alone make it.
DANK!

by SpoonyB May 1, 2008

Heading for Venus

When you're leaving somewhere, but still you stand tall, because maybe they've seen you and will welcome you, and you're sure that you'll miss her so especially with there being so many light years to go and things to be found.

"Ohh
We're heading for Venus and still we stand tall
'Cause maybe they've seen us and welcome us all, yea
With so many light years to go and things to be found
(To be found)
I'm sure that we'll all miss her so"

Europe - "The Final Countdown"

by Seamus "CMS" O'Reilly September 30, 2011

doin my headin

british kingston upon hull slang for someone that u really hate or is annoying.

that teachers doin my headin.

by HullLads April 10, 2005

hadith

A term used to describe the supposed teachings, sayings, and traditions of the Muslim prophet Muhammad. These are embraced by the majority of the Muslim population without recognizing that these teachings go against the base teachings of Islam and also tend to make the last prophet of Islam, Muhammad, look, depending on what side you're on, like a horrible, murderous dictator that had no problem drinking camel piss or killing the infidels usually indicating Jews or Christians. Hadith is supposedly a supplement to the Quran.

After further study, I realized that the Hadith is a grouping of lies invinted by shady men who lived centuries after Muhammad and that they go against the basic teachings of Islam and the belief that the Qur'an is perfect and needs no explanation.

by Malcolm OSX April 21, 2006

potato heading

Hiding narcotics or other objects in one's butt. This comes from the Toy Story movies in which Mr. Potato Head stores objects in his rear compartment.

At the airport the dealer was potato heading in order to keep his drugs safe from the security.

by Jarvis Tisdale July 20, 2010