When one takes strong actions to shield their object of affection from the advances of others
synonym: cockblock
synonym: cockblock
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Get the haneck mug.Any incestuous pairing of the members of Hanson (Isaac, Taylor, and Zac). The most common pairing is Taylor and Zac, also known as Zaylor. It is most often used in reference to a particular form of fan fiction.
Have you read Kerry's latest hancest?
by KatieNo May 17, 2006
Get the hancest mug.1. (n.) Surname of John Hancock, merchant, salesman, and prominent Patriot of the American Revolution.
2. (n.) Slang for one's signature.
3. (v.) To sign one's name outrageously flamboyantly.
2. (n.) Slang for one's signature.
3. (v.) To sign one's name outrageously flamboyantly.
1. Did you know that John Hancock was unanimously voted as President of the Continental Congress on May 24, 1775?
2. Could you please sign your hancock for your package?
3. Please allow me to hancock all over your paper.
2. Could you please sign your hancock for your package?
3. Please allow me to hancock all over your paper.
by Powa June 5, 2009
Get the hancock mug.1. Noun A disease that usually afflicts nerdy, awkward social outcasts. If you contract this disease your social future may be in immediate danger. Outward signs are sometimes hard to notice, but include the following:
1. Constant touching of the penis.
2. Frequent and uncontrollable masturbation.
3. Frequent and bulging erections.
If you think you have contracted Hancock Syndrome, there is no need to panic; the solution is relatively simple. Remove your hand from your pants and leave your house. Find yourself a female, and convince her to have sex with you.
1. Constant touching of the penis.
2. Frequent and uncontrollable masturbation.
3. Frequent and bulging erections.
If you think you have contracted Hancock Syndrome, there is no need to panic; the solution is relatively simple. Remove your hand from your pants and leave your house. Find yourself a female, and convince her to have sex with you.
"That dude has been in the bathroom stall for a really long time... Perhaps he has a mad case of the ol' Hancock Syndrome."
by Henry_Hill May 4, 2010
Get the Hancock Syndrome mug.1. To cup ones hand under the anus whilst excreting waste matter to make a shape, sculpture, tool, dildo, etc.
2. The act of curling your hand under someone else's anus to collect their waste matter for the use of the user's own discretion.
3. Using your hand to curl pubic hair.
2. The act of curling your hand under someone else's anus to collect their waste matter for the use of the user's own discretion.
3. Using your hand to curl pubic hair.
John: I need to go to the bathroom.
David: Let me come with you, I need to hand curl some new insulation.
Lisa: Oh my, what are you doing with your pubic hair!
Patricia: I'm handcurling, leave me alone!
David: Let me come with you, I need to hand curl some new insulation.
Lisa: Oh my, what are you doing with your pubic hair!
Patricia: I'm handcurling, leave me alone!
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