handlecapped

An over-the-top hipster that likes to ride bikes without handle bars; someone who acts matter-of-fact, but looks absurd.

Do these jorts, long socks, and vintage sweater make me look handlecapped?

by fried rice. November 11, 2010

hagelslag

A bread topping.

Small chocolate sticks, usually not more than a centimeter long and about 2 milimeters thick.
Available in dark, milk and white chocolate and a whole bunch of other versions.
Very popular in the Netherlands.

Person 1; can you hand me the hagelslag please?
Person 2; Sure, do you want pure, extra pure, milk, white, mixed chocola-
Person 1; Just hand me the hagelslag!

by MPADutch January 6, 2016

Jesus-handle

Noun: The handle located directly above passenger seat doors which can be grabbed when divine intervention is required.

"The car slammed its breaks and Allan grabbed the Jesus-handle."

by Alison A. September 27, 2009

Mom-handle

v. for a mother to force her offspring to perform tasks through her any means necassary; including superior mental and physical prowess ie. the guilt trip and the back hand
;similar to manhandle

"Don't make me mom-handle you!!!" or "I can't hangout. My mom is mom-handling me into cleaning my room."

by M.D. Thomas October 19, 2009

Banana Handling

The way in which a person peels, holds, and eats a banana. The skill of Banana Handling speaks volumes about ones character. Skills in banana handling can often transfer into other aspects of life. Can be observed in any cafeteria or where ever people are consuming bananas.

e1.

Harrison: Yooo did you see that guy break his banana stem?
Kelsey: I hate it when that happens.

Harrison: somebuddy has to work on their banana handling.

e2
Nic: Bro, check out that girls Banana handling..
Damien: Wow.. I wonder what else she's good at......

by Heezy Ford April 19, 2011

Oh Shit Handle

The handle that is located above the car door on the interior of the car or across from the mirror on the outside of the car. Sometimes it is used for getting into the car, but can also be used for oh shit moments when the passenger wishes not to be tossed around the car on turns, hard breaking, or fast driving.

I hold on to the oh shit handle every time there is a turn or a hard breaking in the car to brace myself so I do not move around the car and get hurt.

by handlelover18 December 6, 2011

Chelsea Handler

The least funny person on planet Earth who should die.

Sally: Ugh. Tammy's making those stupid jokes again that aren't even funny. She's acting like Chelsea Handler.

by ieatmarshmallows December 19, 2010