Turkish Handbag

Commonly found in the middle east, this is an act where one man inserts his hand up another man's rectum and picks out the corn in his poop. Designed for pleasure that leads to softer bowel movements.

Dude I just visited Turkey and this guy tried to get me drunk and give me a Turkish Handbag after we had corn for dinner.

by Hugh G Bahls September 5, 2025

French Handbag

A box of wine. Phrase attributed to Martin Finlay of The Speedometers

Lidl do a great French Handbag - three litres of red for under £15

by Mescalino February 21, 2021

Hanoi Handbag

A testicle of a South-Asian ladyboy.

Carl: "I think I'm gonna go pick up that hooker over there"
Jim: "Nah, think that's a dude. Look at the Hanoi Handbags slipping out!"

by Ninaleven July 14, 2023

thrown your handbag in the river

To go gay, specifically Lesbian. The term is really used to mean that you are becoming a lesbian from being straight.

Originally came from Kath and Kim (Australia)

Kath: Kim, I want you to know, I know that you've thrown your handbag in the river and I'm okay with that...

by Phalange Asphyxiation September 11, 2023

Handbag cactus

A cactus you carry around in your handbag and take it out when you need it.

Guy 1: Hey man, you got any cacti on you? I left mine at home?
Guy 2: Yeah sure, I always got a handbag cactus with me. Careful with the thorns though. *unzips handbag*
Guy 1: Thanks man!

by Slim_smiple May 17, 2025

wellington handbag

the act or act of slapping a womens' face with your penis until it bruises, then taking her to wellington nz buying her a handbag with a hole in it and her giving you a blowy whilst performing the same act

hey gerrard i just wellington handbagged your mum and sister

so thats why you were away for 12 days

yep

by tomcollins10166 November 22, 2010

big handbag week

Rag week

"By jove she's in a bad mood"
"Yes, it's big handbag week"

by Sniffer the dog April 7, 2017