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hell in a handbag

When someone doesn't know the saying is "hell in a handbasket" and they keep saying that you are wrong.

Supposedly it is a saying in the mid-west states.
My wife keeps saying to hell in a handbag, since the kids are not listening.
by tboycgirl August 25, 2020
mugGet the hell in a handbagmug.

thrown your handbag in the river

To go gay, specifically Lesbian. The term is really used to mean that you are becoming a lesbian from being straight.

Originally came from Kath and Kim (Australia)
Kath: Kim, I want you to know, I know that you've thrown your handbag in the river and I'm okay with that...
by Phalange Asphyxiation September 11, 2023
mugGet the thrown your handbag in the rivermug.

Personal Handbag

When you used to be a prince in the British Royal family and everyone loved you until you got Markled by your wife and now she acts like she’s more important than you and you act like her servant and the lesser of the 2
Awww look he’s her personal handbag I can’t believe he used to be a prince she acts like she’s the blood Royal lol
by Megxit crybabies March 12, 2021
mugGet the Personal Handbagmug.

big handbag week

"By jove she's in a bad mood"
"Yes, it's big handbag week"
by Sniffer the dog April 7, 2017
mugGet the big handbag weekmug.

handbagitis

A severe itch to buy new season designer handbags, commonly experienced by stylish women, frequent in recurrence and only relieved by topical application of the latest handbag upon the affected person's shoulder.
Wife says to Husband: "It's just another seasonal outbreak of handbagitis dear...the good doctor recommended I buy a new designer handbag for immediate relief...so I did...with your fishing trip money!".
by Bag Addict September 15, 2010
mugGet the handbagitismug.

Turkish Handbag

Commonly found in the middle east, this is an act where one man inserts his hand up another man's rectum and picks out the corn in his poop. Designed for pleasure that leads to softer bowel movements.
Dude I just visited Turkey and this guy tried to get me drunk and give me a Turkish Handbag after we had corn for dinner.
by Hugh G Bahls September 5, 2025
mugGet the Turkish Handbagmug.

Bellambi Handbag

A 6-pack or cask of cheap wine in a carry bag. Commonly seen carried between the Bellambi CBD and the Marina.
You go steal something from Bunnings while I go get a Bellambi Handbag from the drive-thru bottlo
by Pan D August 7, 2024
mugGet the Bellambi Handbagmug.

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