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hamburglar by hellboy October 12, 2003
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El Heffe Hamberger
A manufacturing engineer of German, or Hebrew desent.
Always procrastinating and delegating work to other peeps.Unusually lazy and careless.
Very commonly has an inferiority complex.
Becomes very angry and aggitated when questioned about work related problems.
Always procrastinating and delegating work to other peeps.Unusually lazy and careless.
Very commonly has an inferiority complex.
Becomes very angry and aggitated when questioned about work related problems.
Dave :Yo,I played with my nutz in the shit house for two hours while we were running a new Xerox proto.
Marcus: Dude don't be a fuckin El Heffe!
Marcus: Dude don't be a fuckin El Heffe!
El Heffe Hamberger by Anonymous October 15, 2003
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Reverse hamburger
The act of thrusting a penis in between a woman's butt cheeks to cause ejaculation, while the woman reaches under and squeezes the scrotum tightly and shakes vigorously.
banging a chick doggie style and then pulling out and sticking your dick in between her butt cheeks and fucking them while she reaches behind and grabs the shit out of your balls untill you nut. This is known as the " Reverse hamburger "
Reverse hamburger by jastlye March 13, 2009
Hamburgence
(noun; pronounced: ham-BURR-jenss) Hamburgence is a physiologically-induced state of mind; one that combines all the mystery and intrigue of the human digestive processes, and the related cascade of coma-inducing neurotransmitter chemicals in response to the consumption, and subsequent OVERFILL of - specifically - incredibly fatty foods: primarily hamburgers.
The chubby kid in the booth at McDonalds, staring vacantly at the 10+ empty hamburger wrappers before him, unable to move nor utter a single word, has reached a plainly obvious state of.... HAMBURGENCE.
As he raises his sausage-link fingers to grasp ahold of his cup of over-priced sugar-syrup-water, he suddenly realizes the futility of such an ambitious act, thereby surrendering to his body's fat-saturated, blubbery condition - albeit temporarily.
He is hamburgent; hamburgent he is.
The chubby kid in the booth at McDonalds, staring vacantly at the 10+ empty hamburger wrappers before him, unable to move nor utter a single word, has reached a plainly obvious state of.... HAMBURGENCE.
As he raises his sausage-link fingers to grasp ahold of his cup of over-priced sugar-syrup-water, he suddenly realizes the futility of such an ambitious act, thereby surrendering to his body's fat-saturated, blubbery condition - albeit temporarily.
He is hamburgent; hamburgent he is.
Johnny: "We should hit the road now, if we're going to make it to the hotel in time to check in."
Gordo: "I....can't....move...ughhhnnn"
Johnny: "Oh no, you didn't... My back hurts today, I can't carry you again!"
Gordo: "I am sorry....but....I...I...." (drools on self, eyes half-lidded)
Johnny: "Dude - your hamburgence has gotten to a dangerous level.. I've had enough of your blubbery! Get up!!"
Gordo: "zzzzzz....zzzzz...."
Gordo: "I....can't....move...ughhhnnn"
Johnny: "Oh no, you didn't... My back hurts today, I can't carry you again!"
Gordo: "I am sorry....but....I...I...." (drools on self, eyes half-lidded)
Johnny: "Dude - your hamburgence has gotten to a dangerous level.. I've had enough of your blubbery! Get up!!"
Gordo: "zzzzzz....zzzzz...."
Hamburgence by Astral Dissection November 18, 2011
hamburger stand
noun. A word used to describe a girl who, much like a hamburger stand on free hamburger day, gives it out for free. Usually something you may want to avoid, as there is a greater risk of acquiring infectious disease.
Person 1: Man, I could really use a bite of something nice tonight.
Person 2: Why not call Jill? I heard it's free hamburger day every day over there.
Person 1: Yeah, I'd have to make a preemptive appointment at the clinic for that hamburger stand..
Person 2: Why not call Jill? I heard it's free hamburger day every day over there.
Person 1: Yeah, I'd have to make a preemptive appointment at the clinic for that hamburger stand..
hamburger stand by Opalarmada October 6, 2011
sexy hamburgler
the sexy hamburgler is what happens when god deems that the second coming must come and the bringer shall be the most glorious bastard of all. looking like an inkling mixed with an aidan if you read this you are cursed and need to type sexy hamburgler in one of your friend's web browsers (he prefers safari, cause it sucks.)
Thanos: Oh god, the sexy hamburgler is here.
Shaggy: We will most surely perish.
Matt: Goodbye, my brothers. May we meet again in the next life.
Shaggy: We will most surely perish.
Matt: Goodbye, my brothers. May we meet again in the next life.
sexy hamburgler by Sir Kibble September 12, 2019
The Temple of Gremace and the Hamburglar
A religion of worshiping the McDonald's characters Gremace (the big purple guy) and the Hamburglar (that gay thief guy). This religion involves you having to go to temple every day at 2am or you will be tracked down and killed. To join this religion you must cut your wrist over a bible letting the blood drip over it while you eat a hamburger from a preticipating McDonald's only $.99 and while you are there you should try monopoly at McDonald's where you have a 1 in 4 chance of winning, just saying.
The Temple of Gremace and the Hamburglar by The Buffy the Vampire Slayer October 13, 2011