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Jasper Hale disease

When one (normally a Twitard) becomes extremely obsessed with with Jasper Hale from twilight.
Twitard: OMG I LOVE JASPER!!! HE’S SO HOT!!!

Me: Another victim of Jasper Hale disease..
by Rob3rtpatt1nson September 20, 2021
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hale street helicopter

The act of swinging your man parts in a helicopter-like fashion and offending the runners along the scenic route of Hale Street, Beverly Ma.
Yeah Mike got arrested again. He was doing the Hale Street Helicopter and now he has to register as a sex offender. #HSH
by JandyH January 16, 2021
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Hale School

Rando: Hey, where did you hop on the finger train?
Ben Dover: Oh at Hale School.
by manchu lang November 22, 2019
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Hale vs Sale

Hale is an awesome place where all the cool people hang out. It is known for its friendly inhabitants and welcoming surroundings. Sale on the other hand is a skanky little hole. Hale is often compared with Sale; the people who compare them are idiots as Hales awesomeness is too much for Sale so they have no chance. Although Hale is smaller than Sale this is no disadvantage to Hale as it’s about quality and not quantity and Hale is pure quality. Plus Sale needs the space for all the fat people that live there! Some may argue that Sale is better that Hale because it has two tram stops, this is not a thing to boast about as that just means that they are killing the environment as they cant be bothered to walk that little bit extra thus explaining there fatness. Sale is the home to many students at Sale Grammar School, to get into this school in year 12, the grades needed are two A’s and three B’s, whereas at Altrincham Girls and Boys (where many residents of Hale go) the grades needed are four A*/A’s and two B’s so I think we know which is cleverest. Hale is often visited by celebs, Sale by hoboes. Sale in French translates to dirty, nasty, unclean, foul, greasy, messy, grimy, lousy, grubby etc. and Hale in Filipino is “go on” which is positive and supportive ( like the people who live there).
Guy 1: Hey, look at that hot girl she's so pretty, kind and clever, she must live in Hale!
Guy2: Yeah, but look at her mate, she's well sketty she must be from Sale.
Guy 1: So true, they must be having a Hale vs Sale fight!
Guy 2: Hale is the best by miles.
by Hale Kid October 14, 2010
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Alex Hales

Alexander Daniel Hales is an English cricketer. He is a right-handed opening batsman who currently plays for Nottinghamshire.

Alex Hales is simply A Legend.Best in the world who took drugs just to take break from international formats and give chances to youths like Dawid Malan.Alex Hales is A God🛐
by CricExpert November 24, 2021
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Hales

Most commonly an androgynous or female given name derivative of the name Hale, meaning "someone who lived in a nook or hollow". Or, less often (but sometimes) used as a nickname for people named Hailey, Halee, Hayley, etc.
Person A: "hey! nice to meet you, what's your name?" :)
Person B: "nice to meet you too, the name's Hales!" :·O
by spicy canscorpitarus May 16, 2022
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justin hale

Justin Hale is an amazing person. He has a heart bigger than anyone you will ever meet. He is very strong both mentally and physically. He loves his people unconditionally. He is easy to get along with because he sees situations diffrent than most people and understands people better than most. He is ridiculously smart and challenges your mind. You can't help but to let him in your heart and once hes there hes there to stay. He is the most amazing man you will ever meet. And you would be lucky to be in his presence. He will align himself with your cause and will be your best friend. He is the only person you will want to fight life with.
by Afaye80 January 11, 2020
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