Handyman Whore

A single woman that only dates and has sex with a bachelor until he completes all of her home and or auto repairs.

Helen suddenly stopped dating Paul after he fixed her front porch and garage door, so he called her a Handyman Whore.

by Poofers February 16, 2006

road handy

Hand job while a guy drive

Armen stole Marlene's heart, so she gave him a road handy

by Armen Nersessian August 4, 2006

hadden

Wow he's a keeper. Super funny, and a smile that puts the city lights to shame! He cares about you a whole awful lot and really wants to make you happy! If you have a Hadden in your life you are very lucky and I'm sure if your in his life he wants you to be there.

"He's a true Hadden"

"What's his name?" "Hadden." "Knew it!"

by Baby ButtonBottom December 14, 2013

hadiyah

Crazy girl with crazy hair who doesn't judge and respects all. Has a kind loving heart and tries to help as much as she can

Hadiyah is a girls name.

by *bondibeach* May 29, 2014

hardy fucking har har

A very very sarcastic laugh that surpasses "har har har" by miles on the sarcasm level.

Guy1: dude.. you really had a chance with that girl.. if only you'd left the fanny pack home.

Guy2: hardy fucking har har

har har har hardy har har

by Sen Dog November 23, 2010

Winter Granny Handy

A common occurrence during the long cold winter months when your wife or girlfriend develops rough, dry, cracking skin on their hands and their would be otherwise, soft, supple hand are now like those of an elderly woman. The best part of the Winter Granny Handy is the stimulating roughness but more so while giving you a traditional, loving Handy or Hand Job one can secretly fantasize about getting a handy from your Grandma or some other geriatric.

Roger's wife had developed such dry skin hands from the dry winter weather that her hand jobs had become almost painfully rough. But Roger enjoyed too much the fantasy of getting the Winter Granny Handy.

by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2015

Handylion

The act of getting a handjob, preferably in the shower.

"Dude, how far did you get with the chick last night."

"She was quite a tease but I was able to get a handylion out of the whole deal."

"In the shower?"

"Oh, you know it. Wouldn't have it any other way."

by DJCrohn January 30, 2009