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Having Jesus over for dinner

Instead of faking a plausible excuse, a person tells an audacious lie in order to make it known that they just don't want to hang out with you, presumably in order to offend you enough that the situation won't occur again.
Jake: Hey man, you wanna go catch a flick at the old drive-thru?

Jim: Nah dude, I'm having Jesus over for dinner.

Jake: Weak!
by zekepliskin December 6, 2009
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Haaking

He haaked the shit out of his drums, busted a head.

or

He was haaking the drums, louder than a muh fuhcka.
by Javier Consuelo January 27, 2013
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harvinder

a very extreamly confusing guy. shows that he has feelings for you sometimes, but then might just randomly stop talking to you at any time. veryy flirtatious. manwhore. willll lead you on. halarious. full of charisma. you have to love him. boys are jealous of him. girls are jealous of the girl he is flirting with at the time..
not persistant.
changes moods easily; moody.
greatest, most annoying person on the face of this earth..yet i still want to be with him..
"i am soooo confused about what to do about harvinder..he is great..but confusingggg. he constantly makes me sad, angryy, or depressed. its upsetting. is it worth it??"
by firstspacemonkey February 7, 2010
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I'm not having it

A term used by Brandon Rogers, when something is so annoying you are almost wanting to kill yourself, but don't want to take the risk.
Girl: OMG your girlfriend is cheating on you for that other guy over there!
Boy: I'm not having it
by andremieson October 3, 2016
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Haaris

a sexy guy, of bosnian discent, and is a ladies man. Dont mess with him because as kind as he is he doesnt take any shit. He is very funny and loves to joke around. he has a one of a kind swagg and is probably the cleanest person you will ever meet. He is very hott and will probably take your girlfriend away from you if he wanted to
You should have seen it, everyone turned around, its as if haaris walked in the room.
That guy is such a potato (haaris)
by potatoes are yummy joke any November 27, 2012
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Havin' a goo

Seemingly a creation of Mike O from the YouTube channel "That Chapter"

Taking a gander.

Havin' a squiz.

Looking.

Being a sticky beak. (i.e. sticking your nose where it doesn't belong)
What happened next is probably predictable based on the title, but "let's have a goo".

Ok! Looks like we are "havin' a goo".
by @pgoughy June 28, 2020
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Haadi

He’s the coolest guy in the world

And that everyone likes him
Haadi’s so cool man I wanna be like him
by Haadihaadiman January 11, 2021
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