jesus humper

synonymous with bible thumper. Someone who tries to impose their conservative religous beliefs on others.

A jesus humper tried to convert me.

by ? January 04, 2005

Mother Humper

The slightly comical, kiddie version of 'Mother Fucker' that can be used in a public setting (more or less) without the usual sidelong grimaces from nearby listeners who object to profaning parental relations .

I'd talk to Dad about borrowing the truck for homecoming night, but I'm more afraid of the mean Mother Humper crackin' me one in the mouth just for askin'!

by Wunkman April 01, 2010

fetus humper

Cradle robber; someone who dates somebody a lot younger than they are.

Hugh Hefner is a fetus humper.

by Fi March 20, 2004

bong humper

A chick who dry humps a bong/ water pipe, and does not smoke weed herself.

Miss high times 2010 "These bong humpers don't even smoke weed"

by waen one November 10, 2013

leg-humper

guys that post about hot girls on a web forum... and what they would do with them

www.thefuse.net

everywhere. find any posts about:

"lauraguitargirl", "ayn chan", "geepers",, "dirtyrockstar", "takemetothebackseat", and any other girl...

by christian d May 13, 2004

fart humper

Someone who farts in the bath waits for the bubble and smells there own farts . fartHumper ..

FARTHUMPER ...Well I was sitting in the bath one day and I farted put my nose over the bubble as it popped and smelled my own fart so I guess I’m a fart humper

by Fatanne October 25, 2018

Hershey Humper

To hump somebody with a who has a poopy butt hole

wow thats nasty you Hershey Humped that, your a Hershey Humper

by hershey humper April 01, 2015