Same as grab the vacuum meaning the act of masturbation. This act involves a man loving himself too much till his seed is released.
by Aliroth June 21, 2006
Occurs when one farts in bed causing the sheets to float up and make the bed look like the bottom of a hover craft.
Matt: Dude I could hear you farting all night last night
Erik: Ya man I went hoover crafting last night
Erik: Ya man I went hoover crafting last night
by Kochie June 21, 2012
When you stick a tooter up your pooper and vaccuum the drug into your anus. A mix between snorting and boofing.
After Johnny dealt out the lines, Janice dropped trough, grabbed a McDonald's straw, and Hoover boofed a rockstar.
by Jimmy Boofit November 06, 2019
A Larry Hoover is when you leave a turd in the toilet without flushing.
Common other uses:
- Leaving a turd in a random public toilet
- Leaving a turd in a persons house
Common other uses:
- Leaving a turd in a random public toilet
- Leaving a turd in a persons house
by Tsagnasty December 25, 2011
Two men sit in the driver's seat of two parked trucks, and their respective female companions sit in the passenger's seat. The trucks are parked facing the opposite direction so that the driver's side windows align. While the two men receive oral sex from the women in the passenger seat, they reach their left arms out the window and high-five while simultaneously exclaiming, "Daaaaamn!"
When Jordan finally bought his new truck, he and his best friend took their girlfriends behind the hardware store and parked next to the dumpsters, where they all participated in a Hoover Dam.
by HooverDamFergie January 27, 2011
A glorious sex move in which you are pounding a girl from behind while she is on all fours, and then you take your non-ass-slapping arm to clip out her arms from underneath her, and push her around the room on her fucking chin, like a dirty, dirty vacuum cleaner.
So I was fucking this girl the other night, and my rug needed some cleaning, so I gave her the dirty hoover. Her chin was bruised for a week.
by t a g July 30, 2005
"I need a girlfriend REALLY bad dude!"
"Why say it like that Bro?"
"I had a real bad case of Hoover's revenge last night."
"Why say it like that Bro?"
"I had a real bad case of Hoover's revenge last night."
by Sex ED July 29, 2006