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chum guzzler

Noun, one that jovially gargles jizz before swallowing it. Such people are usually slutty females that enjoy giving bops and have dad issues.
Dude, Kellie is totally a chum guzzler, she sucked me off and swallowed every day this week.
by JackBennington September 8, 2010
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cum guzzler

One who sucks vast amounts of cum to support an addiction.

This word originated when a man known soley as Crackhead Chuck began filating numerous male genitalia in order to support an addiction to cocaine that was developed while attending college in Florence, SC. The male semen was often found oozing down the side of Crackhead Chuck's face nonetheless he was able to support his habbit and eventually graduated college. He now is in pursuit of a janitorial career in which he believes he can advance at a very fast pace.
Wow, look at that crackhead, he is such a cum guzzler, i wonder how much cum he had to guzzle to get that high?
by Biffsation December 28, 2005
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Nob Guzzler

Someone who sucks penis or penai in an uncivilised manner hence the guzzling.
"Jack stop gluzzling that nob!"

"Smithy you big fat nob guzzler you!"
by Wee Jimmeh April 5, 2005
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cum guzzler

Someone prefferibly a girl who can take wild loads of hot bursting white semen without dropping any of it.
Your mom is a hell of a good cum guzzler, believe me!
by longjohn July 15, 2008
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taint guzzler

The act of licking or biting the sweaty area of the taint, located between the asshole and a man's nutsack.
"If you are reading this you are a taint guzzler."
by taint guzzler105 May 25, 2009
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cum guzzler

One who rinses with the load of a man. usually guzzles it.
the girl cum guzzlered the mans heavy load for free. wish it could be me.
by im kool kuz i posted a word October 21, 2008
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Pizza Guzzler

Customer complains at a pizza place, so you tell them to come back behind the front counter and suck your dick, while your about to cum, cum all over the pizza, then she leaves and eats the pizza
Man 1: Dude! I saw someone just got the Pizza Guzzler! What A Slut!!
Man 2: Shitttttyyyyy!
by Maeli November 21, 2009
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