gurted

when AmeRespectJohnson touches you. #metoo

Ame gurted me. I'm a victim.

Did you hear the news. There's a new victim, they say he was gurted. He was just 12. They think the perpetrator is Ame-chan.

by ame victim #5 December 1, 2023

Iceland gurt squirt

The act of freezing a go-gurt then shoving it up the rectum to let it unthaw then proceeding to excrete it into someone’s mouth.

“I think she’s the one Josh, she hit me with the Iceland Gurt Squirt and I fell in love.”

by DeenGullberri January 3, 2023

Gurt

Gurt is a word that you use as code to say "I want to rape you" to unknowing victims.

hello, gurt good friend i cant wait to come over to your house later

by Graigue September 7, 2023

gurt

gurt means you are very good at something or in someways relevant/meaning to goat

DAMN BRO, YOU'RE SUCH A GURT

by exiledwaujdahda January 4, 2021

Gurt

My epic Valorant duo partner, who is extremely handsome!

Gurt is seggc

by Koklol January 18, 2021

Blapta gurt

Awesomesauce.

“Are we going to the quarry?”
“Hundo P”
“Blapta gurt!”

by Blaptaboy July 22, 2022

gurt licker

A saying when somone licks their partners balls

Hey dude lets do the gurt licker

by Hxjzhxhzhzb June 30, 2022