Germany

-Federal Republic of Germany (Bundesrepublik Deutschland)82,000,000 inh.
-capital:
Berlin (3.3 millions)
-major cities:
Hamburg (1.8)
Munich/München (1.2)
Cologne/Köln (1.0)
Frankfurt (0.7)
Essen (0.7)
-languages spoken: german, frisian, sorbian
-religions: evangelic (42%), catholic (35%), muslim (5%), and others

americans usually mistake germans (inh. of germany)for car constructors wearing leather shorts. In fact, leather shorts are not at all popular in most parts of the country and car construction is not part of the general education plan. Only few folks in Bavaria (state in the country's deep south, capital Munich) still wear leather shorts, but mostly as an attraction for American and Japanese tourists. Wearing leather shorts in northern cites like Hamburg, you may find yourself beaten up or at least laughed at, so beware! Germany is also well known for beer ("Beck's" from Bremen in the very north, "Löwenbräu" from Munich, "Holsten" from Hamburg...) great authors and soccer. (Fussball).

"you know it's football when the game lasts 90 minutes and the winner is germany" (peter shilton, english goalie)

by BuZzToN December 3, 2003

germasian

One who is of German and Asian heritage.

"Is he German or Asian?"
"He's Germasian!"
"Ohhh. I'd tap that."

by fastmovingzombie January 24, 2007

German Toppy

When a girl (usually a Thot) performs oral sex for any Dusty nigga that should cross her path

He told me she gave him that good German Toppy.

by Germanfinders October 10, 2014

germaphile

Anyone who likes microbes that live on and in their body which help them resist infection and benefit their overall health.

The germaphile did not use hand sanitizer to keep his hand microbe army alive.

by Farm guy September 18, 2017

German sub

A huge shit

Jerry took a german sub

by Shaqbig54 July 15, 2020

Germaphobe

Any person who is obsessed with cleanliness and defeating bacteria. These individuals will turn on faucets with their elbows and hand sanitize on an hourly basis.

ie. Danny Tanner (Full House)

Tiffany was such a germaphobe she wouldn't even eat a skittle off the carpet, though it was well within the ten second rule.

by Cramps Delight January 17, 2005

Guermonprez

A bastardised French form of the English term "Germ Warfare" used to describe military action using biological weapons.

"Them folks might at some point have the capability to use weapons of mass destruction and Guermonprez" - George W Bush in justifying the 2003 genocide in Iraq

by Maq April 4, 2003