gronk

Elite, strong and powerful. It's the best thing in the world.
Gronk is the most important thing in my life.
by gronkyman73 January 22, 2020
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gronk

a provincial term used by surfies from the midnorth coast of nsw, australia with similar meaning slut or ugly slut
she's such a gronk i could punch her head in
by obi1666 February 21, 2003
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gronk

I have to take a gronk.
I just gronked in your toilet.
by pekka head October 14, 2003
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gronk

a person who acts drunk when he/she is not.
You only had the neck of the beer ya gronk,
by yhl September 12, 2003
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gronk

one who possesses the qualities of a doorbitch but is not actually a doorbitch - rude, unpleasant, superficial, ignorant, self-absorbed, arogant, will put out for coke
man, iknow you were drunk but i still cant believe you shagged that dumb-arsed gronk. You really should go get a bloodtest.
by james August 07, 2004
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Gronk

1. To clear the state of a wedged device and restart it

2. To cut, sever, smash, or similarly disable.

3. The sound made by many 3.5-inch diskette drives.
I'm gonna Gronk you up!
by Haxor November 21, 2002
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Gronk

Gronk is a comical creature that lives in an other dimension. Atleast two Gronks have visited our dimension.
Gronk has its mouth almost always open. Most propably it makes oOOoooO-OOoOo-o-OOOoooo sound all the time.
by Petri Pelkonen November 13, 2003
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