grocerys

Booty eating

U gotta eat th booty like grocerys

by Ur welcome your the defs May 15, 2018

Groceryheimers

When you go to a grocery store and you forget why you're there.

Jaden was randomly walking around the store, this meant he had groceryheimers.

by 2pens1word June 15, 2018

growceries

Da yucky/bland-tasking "youth-body development" foods dat your snooty "health-nut" parents put in their shopping-cart in preparation to making you gag/choke down said "inedibles" during subsequent meals, instead of buying da tasty treats like burgers, chips, candy, ice cream, etc. dat you REALLY want.

Parents might have better success at getting their little ones to more-willingly partake of da growceries dat they buy if they prepared said "it's good for ya" comestibles in more-palatable forms, such as mixing dem with mashed fruit, fried rice, peanut butter, oil-baked lima beans, etc. --- pleasant-tasting foods dat are still totally healthy, but which also possess super-strong flavors dat will mask da unpleasant tastes/textures of da foods dat they are trying to get their children to put in their tummies.

by QuacksO August 25, 2019

groceryless

The troublesome state of having no groceries.

Nicko couldn't make it to the grocery store this week – looks like he's going to be groceryless.

by Visible Light Crew April 30, 2024

groceryhead

noun - Someone whose life revolves around hitting the grocery aisles. They brave any weather for a deal, know every aisle like the back of their hand, and treat the supermarket like their sanctuary.

Ex. 1

Sarah is a total groceryhead. We were talking about what to do for fun this weekend and she suggested that we go to the grocery store. I told her we already had food at home and she told me she just likes to “discover new treasures”.

Ex. 2

Person 1: I spend like 70% of my free time at Kroger.

Person 2: Immaculate vibes. I should’ve known you were a fellow groceryhead.

by chill llama mama June 13, 2024