Ark Greenwich Free School

a correctional facility with some benefits

Jamie: I'm going to Ark Greenwich Free School next year
Bob: Can never be me. Charge it tho

by sl.loose September 17, 2022

Greenification

The networking art of converting what was a untrusted security zone to a trusted zone (aka. green zone). This statement could be construed with environmentalism but the originator insists he not a tree hugger.

Damn ... this greenification is such a pain. I just going to let it bleed into the sea.

by Greenificator August 20, 2007

greenwich

1)To enrage, make insane

Living in Greenwich will Greenwich you.

by superiormind July 6, 2005

greenwich

Greenwich is a place where everyone owns giant houses except a few down to earth people because everyone else has their heads shoved halfway up their asses. All the pussy boys play water polo and swim and all the girls play feild hockey and swim and during the summer they hang out at their rich and fancy clubs and think that their still not rich if they get called on it. Getting high and stoned at the high skool is probably the thing that most kids think will help them be cool. And most girls are total assholes and wont look at u twice unless ur ripped, ur parents are rich, u own 4 cars, belong to a club, and have three houses. Everyone in greenwich is basically a giant pussy and they are sheltered in a world and will probably get their ass kicked by the time they get into college if theyre not too stoned out to get there.

John: Hey Alex wanna come ova?
Alex: yea man we gonna smoke some nugget and listen to phish?
John: Yea bro maybe call some bitties but we got polo tomm morning
Alex: fuck that shit my parents will pay off the coach

by Shizzlepants September 16, 2005

Greenwich Mean Time

Time created by four scientists who plot at that observatory in Greenwich, and they’re all kinda like “The Old Gits” offa Harry Enfield, all running around rubbing their hands together. They’re so mean, they think…Hmm, what can we do to really piss people off? I know, we’ll change time! Yes! Twice a year. In the summer, we’ll put all the clocks forward! That’ll really fuck things up! People’ll arrive late for meetings and work! And trains’ll be delayed, ‘cause the drivers’ll forget
t’get up. Ha ha what fun! And ‘cause we’re mean, we’ll give them an extra hour! And they’ll all get up an hour early! And realise they could of had another hours kip! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaa haaaaa haaa haaa haaa!

Those guys at Greenwich are so mean.

by Beadle September 29, 2003

greenwich

it is a rich town and a town where simply red isnt good enough, it has to be nantucket red, and collars defy gravity

richard: i live in Greenwich and everything in my closet is ralph lauren,polo,vineyard vines,j.crew and a+f
calvin: dude u forgot lacaste u fucking ass leave this town
richard: ok

by ive done a cow in the rear May 8, 2005

greenwich

only in greenwich does one see a five year old girl dressed in the complete lilly outfit, along with her mother in a completely matching dress. Jack rogers are the way to go, along with rainbows, eliza b's, and if the mothers shoe closet is not filled with at least three pairs of prada shoes then they are shunned from their social life. Girls are known to all have the same hair color, slightly dirty blonde with platinum highlights. If one is ever seen with a middle part, she will be quickly chastized by her peers, and will quickly adjust her below the shoulder, perfectly straightened hair, to a close-to-a-comb-over side part. Even the boys must wear their hair on the side, of course with wings, buzz cuts are not acceptable. Popped collars are the dress code and you must be wearing coach ballet flats even through the snow. Often times boys and girls wear the same thing such as madras shorts or skirts, seesucker bermuda shorts, and ralph lauren cashmere cable knit sweaters.If seen with solow pants ROLLED, not one person will speak to you. Fashion seems to be timeless in this Greenwich bubbble. The interest in such clothing like vineyard vines, ralph lauren, lacoste, j.crew and other popular boutiques is passed down from generation to generation. If your home is under a million dollars, you are considered in the "lower class".
Education is extremely important to these wealthy families, considering most of the children's tuitions are equal to the rest of the world's yearly salary. Often times, kids are sent away to boarding schools to pursue thier athletic careers. Popular sports include lacrosse, field hockey, ice hockey, tennis, squash, sailing, football, and golf.
Once a child reaches the age of twelve or so, they are allowed to travel the avenue with their new cell phone and debit card. Overpriced does not even exist in the Greenwich vocabulary. A twenty dollar undershirt is considered dirt cheap. Eighty dollars for a pair of sweatpants? Oh my gosh that is such a bargain. Looking for a cute inexpensive shirt to wear to a school dance might require a one hundred and fifty dollar bill at Reflection of Wishlist. Most of the families own two houses or rent the same one every year in such popular places as Vail, Nantucket, and the Vineyard.

Hunter:"where are you going for the holidays?"
Summer:"new jersey"
Hunter:"where the hell is that? is that near greenwich?"
Summer:"ummmm..."
Hunter:"well my family always goes skiing in vail."

Mary Grace:"hey what are you doing friday after school?"
Anne:"oh, taylor and i were going to go to the ave to get manis pedis want to come?"
Mary Grace:"well, i have a facial at 2 so could i meet you for lunch at mediterraneo at like 3 and then we can go get my seven jeans on hold at rags for the dance at the yacht club tonight?"
Anne:"oh yeah sure, i have a theory tank top on hold too so we can go together!"

by payton and tessa July 31, 2008