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I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.
Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.
by 7humbs December 9, 2008
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Hermione Granger

The brightest witch of her age, and Harry's/Ron's best friend. She has brown bushy hair, rather large front teeth(though she had them shrunk in her fourth year), and is very pretty. Very bookish, and as stated above incredibly smart. Her wand is made of Vine. She is in love with Ron Weasley and marries him in the epilogue of book 7.
by Josh44 April 20, 2008
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7th grader

(this is coming from a current 7th grader)
A dumbass child who starts to learn about life. Mostly boys have this tendency tho pre 7th graders are anxious to go to 7th grade but, turns out theres nothing that special ab it, its just 6th grade but harder. There isnt as big of dramas except crushes and that sort of bs. Girls start wearing mascara but they look like young prostitutes (thank god im not one of them) and or eyeliner in addition to this they wear crop tops i hate it so much. Another big change is that boys start to interact with girls, before 7th grade both genders stayed as far away from eachother now they come closer and closer each day. Dont believe what all the videos tell you about 7th grade because nothing much happens here.
Oh look at that 7th grader with all that make up.
by no one likes canada November 5, 2018
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The Granery

A gone but not forgotten music club in Bristol UK. Opened as a jazz venue in the late 1950's it became one of the nations leading venues in the Rock'n'Roll years and remained at the cut edge of the live music circiut until its closure in 1990.
It is claimed that every major band to achiebe UK success played at the place including The Rolling Stones, Yes, Genesis, The Damned, Iron Maiden, Metallica and Pink Floyd to name but a few.
by black flag June 11, 2004
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Hermione Granger

Doria: "What would you do for a Klondike Bar?"
Me: "I'd french kiss Hermione Granger in front of Ron.
by Yad ecin a evah July 25, 2015
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GraveRobber

A person of Intelligence

A Sexy Motherfucker.

Someone who steals and Robs graves.
Omg! DLB is such a GraveRobber!

That remark was very Graverobber

And it's my job, to steal and Rob, GRAVES!
by RamenKitty December 18, 2008
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Gramger

Moments when new words or phrases are said out of anger
Dude why did u call me a faglokitsdifer?" Dude:"My bad, I Had A Gramger Moment
by Psychedelic Sage October 31, 2010
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