jizz gobbler

One who engages in the act or practice of ingesting semen in a rapid or enthusiastic manner.

That Tiffany is quite the jizz gobbler.

by Unleashed52 October 16, 2008

Orange gobbler

A person who can peel and eat several oranges in a very quick manner. This individual needs to have quick fingers and an expandable throat.

Dude 1: "Hey dude, what did you do with the oranges you just got from the pantry?"
Dude 2: "Umm... I already ate them"
Dude 1: "Holy shit dude! I was only gone for like 2 minutes! You're a fucking orange gobbler!"

by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010

Quebec's Glizzy Gobbler

A person who loves to suck Quebec's large glizzy and shove it down their throat.

Person 1: Oh, my god. Person 3 is a Quebec's Glizzy Gobbler!
Person 2: Ew! Nobody likes that province! It sucks!
Person 3: *Pulls out a Quebec flag from their ass*

by QuebecsWife March 20, 2022

gobblerrhea

Diarrhea resulting from consumption of the Thanksgiving meal or leftovers.

I was up all night with a bad case of gobblerrhea.

by Daytime Neologist November 28, 2014

grobler effect

a person cursed with the effect of no bitches, no hoes, no mommy, and most definitely no milkies

Ayo, this guy gets no hoes!
Yeah, he got the grobler effect bro.

by bigsexyfart November 8, 2021

hanging gobbler

when your friends arent looking you turn around and pull your pants down. you the grab the top of you dick and jerk it around so your balls flop around like the gobbler on a turkey... then when your friends look you get to kick them in the ass

i wasnt paying attention and when i turned around nik gave me the hanging gobbler. he kicked me right in the ass

by clydizzel March 7, 2009

Smokey Gobbler

A woman that can give a blowjob while puffing on cigarette at the same time.

Most commonly performed in bowling alley parking lots or bathrooms.

Look at the smoke lines on her face, I bet she's given a Smokey Gobbler or two in her day.

by The WL June 17, 2012