goof juice

Semen ejaculated directly into a woman's mouth, vagina, (a.k.a Hoo-hah) or any other orifice. Often used in a comedic sense, can also turn a woman on to oral sex at the prospect of being "juicy."

Your hoo-hah got pumped with goof juice all last weekend.

by Nickolii April 26, 2006

Goofd

It's what you dun.

crazy dad: YOU DUN GOOFD NOW!
4chan: FONTSIZE 72 LOLGTFO

by Skylooooor July 24, 2010

Goofball

Formerly and through the late 1980s anf 1990s, slang for barbiturates. Later expanded in common vernacular to include benzodiazepines (such as Xanax and Valium).

Commonly used today to describe the recreational combination and use of heroin and methamphetamine via IV injection.

When cooking up a hit of dope, "I got a couple points of shards, too; you wanna slam a goofball?"

by Fuckingspiders October 3, 2016

YOU DUN GOOFED

When you've dun something thats just plain stupid.

That Guuuuuuurl: oh WOOPSIES.. I just spilt water all over your desk....my baad...
Me: YOU DUN GOOFED!! CONSEQUENCES...WILL NEVER.BE.THE.SAAME!! O____e

by BabyTanTaniaBobania April 22, 2011

Goofer

Someone that’s so funny everyone you look at them you burst out laughing. Every move they seem to make makes you laugh.

Omg look at that guy he’s just a goofer

by Deepfried69 September 29, 2020

goofailure

An insult relating to the character Disney's Goofy, and his ability to fail at everything. An expanse on calling someone a failure.

You totally goofailed that.
You're such a goofailure!

by MeganClare May 13, 2006

goofen around

When two close friends fuck

Me and Patty where caught goofen around behind the barn

by My dog's red rocket December 31, 2016