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Gooning Day

On January 13th, 2025 it is marked that it is Gooning Day and everyone shall goon once on this day per year.
"Yo bro it's Gooning Day, go goon!"
by psa1msss January 13, 2025
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gooning

A way of pleasing/masturbating to yourself
Me and my buddy zachary horgan were gooning to eachother all last night
by anonymous January 31, 2025
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Gooning

Gooning is a sexual technique where you run things on horny autopilot trying to avoid getting boinked and losing the edging streak.Usually done while watching anime waifus.

Historically used for males but a new generations of female gooners have risen on erotica and otome games.
He is gooning over anime girls.

She is gooning over Caleb from love and deepspace
by ohioskibidiboo February 3, 2025
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Gooninator

When someone partakes in the activity in gooning which is acheived by edgeing and this person after a prolonged period of time becomes a "gooninator"
John gooned for so long he transcended to a gooninator.
by The_One_Who_Goons February 9, 2025
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gooning rig

A dedicated seating arrangement used for the sole purpose of gooning
Mike purchased an expensive massage chair to be used as a gooning rig
by JerimiahCheslton February 14, 2025
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gooning lot

A Parking lot filled with a bunch of "gooners" and get a 32 inch TV with "porn" on it
hey bro lets go to the "gooning lot" they're hosting a "goon" event

girlll we need to go see these "gooners" in the "gooning" lot they're jerking up a storm over there
by bigdisme123766 March 4, 2025
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Gooning

Gooning is where a male masterbate's so hard that his penis feels so irritated by the ghost effect stroking his cock. When a man is in the "Gooning" state his body and face will take on weird expressions like him having his tongue and penis out at the same time. A man has to be insanely horny to enter the gooning state. Once achieved the man will be intensely satisfied with how his edging session turned to a gooning session.
Daddy stop stroking it!
Sorry bitch but its not stroking i'm gooning
by LexiGooner67 March 27, 2025
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