gland grenade

particularly strong blast of ejaculate during rigourous sex session

his gland grenade went off right in my eye!

by buckleheid February 10, 2008

gland slam

The act of a male ejaculating down a females throat.

That bitch gagged from that gland slam.

by pbb73 April 15, 2015

bland gland

the organ that causes hack writers to have banality boners

His writing is the result of an overactive bland gland

by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009

Man to Gland Combat

When you're trying to discreetly trying to masterbate in the bathroom and someone knocks on the door.

"Tom hurry up! I need to use the bathroom"

"Hold on Zack, I'm just engaging in some man to gland combat,

by Figgy Pop July 1, 2019

Glands man

A guy who devotes his life to manicuring, bleaching, and bedazzling ass holes

Dave really is a glands man, we are very lucky to have him in the community

by Badger girl 317 June 11, 2025

pulmoanery gland

The vagina, otherwise known as pussy.

"I made that bitch's pulmoanery gland THUMP"
"My pulmoanery gland is throbbing for your huge cock!"

by akigawa July 17, 2021

sweat glands

stoopid cocaine.

sweat glands i snort

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019