by Natsplat July 6, 2015
Get the nannary glandsmug. kid: “mommy, what is a thyroid gland?”
mom: “it produces hormones that control your metabolism”
kid: “oh”
mom: “it produces hormones that control your metabolism”
kid: “oh”
by 🐢 turtle December 11, 2023
Get the Thyroid Glandmug. A guy who manicures, bieaches, and at times bedazzles assholes. Someone who has devoted their life to making sure you have an
enticing and clean 🍑. His love for anal cleansing gives him his drive to succeed in life; other wise he’s munching chili cheese Fritos in his basement playing fortnight. But his desire to give you an impeccable peach makes him a better man and an intricate member of society.
enticing and clean 🍑. His love for anal cleansing gives him his drive to succeed in life; other wise he’s munching chili cheese Fritos in his basement playing fortnight. But his desire to give you an impeccable peach makes him a better man and an intricate member of society.
Dave really is a 🍑 glands man. He manicured, bleached, and bedazzled Tracy’s asshole last week before her big date. He’s really a wonderful young lady boy 👦 and terrific at getting the anus properly cleaned and inspected!!!
by Badger girl 317 June 11, 2025
Get the 🍑 glands manmug. by pbb73 April 15, 2015
Get the gland slammug. Slang for masturbation.
Oof just got home from hanging out with the boys, boutta throw hands with my glands if ya know what I mean 😉
by Urban Daddy August 11, 2018
Get the throw hands with my glandsmug. by buckleheid February 10, 2008
Get the gland grenademug. When you're trying to discreetly trying to masterbate in the bathroom and someone knocks on the door.
"Tom hurry up! I need to use the bathroom"
"Hold on Zack, I'm just engaging in some man to gland combat,
"Hold on Zack, I'm just engaging in some man to gland combat,
by Figgy Pop July 1, 2019
Get the Man to Gland Combatmug.