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Gib-crane

A derogatory name used to criticize a thoroughly unintelligent worker. Typically a manual worker that does very stupid things.
That dumb yardman was supposed to plant flowers; instead he cut down all the plants. He is such a gib-crane.
by Dr Piggapuss February 5, 2022
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gib rip

Smoking weed out of a gravity bong (or GB).

In Altoona, Pennsylvania, gravity bongs are colloquially known as "gibs" (pronounced jib).
I took so many Juniata gib rips that I puked and remembered everything looking like watercolor
by Pill Diller October 28, 2013
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Gib alert

Issued when a woman with large heaving breasts is seen in the immediate vicinity. Similar in nature to the California Highway Patrol's "Sig alert", but for a more uplifting purpose.
Driver: "Check out all these hot chicks..."
Passenger: "Woah! Gib alert!"
Driver: "Where?!"
*car crash*
*Sig alert*
by wuanitchank June 29, 2009
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Gib Dick

Gib Dick is when you are unable to get an erect penis when u have a girl in your bed. This means you are unable to have sex. This occurs after you have been out drinking and have brought a girl home.
I went out last night drinking disaronno and ended up bringing a girl home. But then I ended up getting Gib Dick so she left.
by C.J.MEZZ January 5, 2011
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GIB Tits

Gib Tits is a short acronym for the description of a female's breasts that look good in a bra, but once removed for the bra, they tend to sag, or form a cone or misform. Very much a turn off to most males.

Women who have gross looking breast, tend to wear bras that hide the fact they have nasty, saggy tits that only look "good in a bra" and leading their unsuspecting male mate to believe they "scored" with a hottie.
dude, that chick i fucked last night had total gib tits, i was like "damn, look at that rack", then she took off her bra and i threw up on her face.

She sure has some gib tits.
by Mike d roy February 26, 2011
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Gib Drinj!!!! >:(

Something shouted prior to ingesting a Cannabis Infused Milkshake. After the milkshake a wolf howl is appropriate: AWOOOO.
Gib Drinj!!!! >:( ................. AWOOOOO
by JohnRandall September 9, 2018
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Gib-titty

A boy who has a skinny penis with a mushroom tip. Also has a greasy toupe for hair
gib-titty the clown
by OldavothemanO June 7, 2018
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