Geezer Trance

A type of electronic music defined by a regular repetitive pounding bassline that is favored by dried up old geezers who refuse to admit that their music is old and lame, much like themselves.

After spending 6 days at burning man where every camp was playing dubstep, I was actually happy to find a camp playing geezer trance.

by electro snob August 3, 2011

geezer ad

Commercial advertising a product which is primarily for use by senior citizens.

I love watching classic TV but if they show one more geezer ad where someone's fallen and can't get up, I'm changing the channel!

elderly advertisement commercial

by J-Mommy July 4, 2014

geezer nose

the male equivalent of camel toe

the guy's pants are hiked up so he's got a real case of geezer nose

by Big daddy doom June 10, 2016

Geezer gazer

A younger person who goes after old men.

That girl is a geezer gazer

by Rick Cheddar April 19, 2017

Geezer On A Bike

When you see an old man riding his bike down the road slowly and it's your choice if he gets hit by some toast.

This is how you could use Geezer On A Bike in a conversation.

You: Hey Milly! How's it going?
Milly: Good! I was just about to eat some toast (optional)
You: Oh well... Look at this geezer on his bike *points at him*
Milly: I can imagine him getting hit by toast

by TheGentleTard April 26, 2019

geezer shot

The flu shot when you get when you're an old creep. Twice as much anti-venom in the shot, and twice as much pain in your arm the next day.

I went to Kaiser for a flu shot, and one of the old gals in the line in front of me told us they were out of the geezer shot.

by Colorado Bootman October 13, 2021

Geezer Lunch

When you’re William S. Burroughs as a Geezer…Everyone or most are Resting In Peace but sum how-YOU (of all people) lived…

I’m a full-on Geezer Lunch…I’m 35 and it’s a Mugwump Warfield out there…

by Pushmataha May 2, 2023