Gerbert Johnson

Fact Spitter

That young fella is a Gerbert Johnson

by Green Fella September 24, 2023

coochie graber

When someone comes from behind and grabes your coochie

Wilbert is a coochie graber

by Lina bennet September 10, 2022

garbarrassing

If you act like a piece of garbage and you are embarrassing yourself at the same time.

Acting in such a manner so that you are an object of ridicule by other people nearby who are witnessing your foolish actions.

My friend was so drunk, he tried to punch someone in the face. He missed his target completely, lost his balance, fell on his face in the middle of the bar, and everyone there laughed at him including the kid he was trying to fight. He was extremely garbarrassing.

I can't believe you drunk dialed that 300 pound beast at 3 am! How garbarrassing were you last night?

by Garbarrassing.com February 20, 2008

Gardern Gnome Syndrome (GGS)

A less familiar Scottish adage used for students:
When a student does poorly on an assignment/test/quiz and is frustrated for the long hours devoted to studying. So frustrated, the student feels the urge to murder the/insert into the teacher responsible with a garden gnome.

student 1: SHIT! 45% WTF? I STUDIED FOR THREE HOURS!
student 2: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?
student 1: Sorry, my Gardern Gnome Syndrome (GGS) flaired up.

by Fizzle1234561 January 8, 2010

Gerber brain

a girl who is especially naive to the ways of the world. a simpleton.

That gerber brain idiot just spilt her drink on my lap.

by P Nutty May 11, 2009

gaberoni

A ‘Gaberoni’ is a slang word used in Italy, typically used to describe a tall person who is rude to yutes shorter than them. They support heightism.

Random chick: “Kevin Hart is fucking short lmao.”
Kevin Hart: Fuck off and stop being such a GABERONI. There’s more to people than their height.

by ReliableIncrage2727 January 3, 2020

Gaberial

Gaberial is the kindness and most funny person and is sometimes stupid.

Hey Gaberial

by Elaena's best friend March 6, 2019