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Garbage Bear 

A heavier, chubbier, possibly hairy, middle-aged gay man who eats junk food and drinks and smokes excessively.
Matthew couldn't control his consumption of junk food, alcohol and cigarettes, and gradually grew into a Garbage Bear. Even the healthy Bears avoided Matthew but he eventually found love with another Garbage Bear he met at a McDonalds after a heavy night of drinking.
Garbage Bear by Nathan Bryce August 29, 2014

garbage spit

The watery liquid composed of various rank household fluids expelled by a garbage truck when it crushes the bags.
I had to stop my dog, Cooper, from sniffing at the garbage spit in the street.
garbage spit by battags July 18, 2009

Garbage Blunt 

A blunt rolled with weed from the roaches of other blunts you smoked. Fucks you up hard.
P1: "This shit taste funky, what kinda weed is this?"
P2: "It's a garbage blunt."
P1: "I love garbage blunts!"
Garbage Blunt by Rascal P April 27, 2015

Garbage-Pony 

It's garbage, no it's a pony, no it's josh the garbage-pony.
Garbage-Pony by garbagePony February 27, 2020

garbage juice 

This is a term that generally refers to water that has passed through a load of garbage. This "juice" smells awful and is to be avoided at all costs. The most common way for garbage juice to form is for lots of rain to fall into a dumpster, outdoor garbage can, or a poorly drained dump. Anyone who comes into contact with this liquid should take a shower as soon as possible and seek a career change.
"Boss says we gotta empty all the garbage cans on the property.....let's do it today before it rains, I don't want to get garbage juice on me."
garbage juice by Paco May 2, 2006

Garbage Cunt 

A sleazy, trashy woman who exclusively has sex with low-life losers and complete assholes. Just as garbage trucks have garbage inside, garbage cunts routinely put human garbage in their vaginas.

This term is both offensive to the woman and the men she welcomes into her garbage cunt.
"Did you hear that whore Crystal is fucking that asshole James?"

"Well, it doesn't surprise me, that bitch is a total garbage cunt!"
Garbage Cunt by pithywitty November 15, 2011